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I'm no Doug Taylor but I sure feel unappreciated. Be happy I gave you that. Now eat what's on your plate, there are starving children in (country of your choice).
 
If I said he's happy, another would say I'm delusional. If I said sad, I risk the label of pessimist. See how this becomes about ME?
 
Blog Day One.

I am a regional pilot. Today is my first day. I am excited. I will put hair gel in my hair, and all the girls will be digging me as I strut in my uniform. Just like they did yesterday when I wore it to the grocery store.

Blog Day Ten.

Still cool...but this is actually work. Girls aren't so impressed. Still happy though. At least I don't have to sit at a desk all day.

Blog Day 30.

Really tired. Student loan payment is huge. It'll be easier when I'm at a major soon.

Blog Day 45.

This kind of blows. Have three consecutive days off. Am going to sell my plasma for Ramen Noodles today.
 
Blog day 128: The uniform isn't working at all with the girls and I'm so deep in debt, I can't even afford a $2 prostitute. Not that it matters, because I have a severe respiratory infection, probably from the mysterious black moldy substance growing on the ceiling of the "hotel" the company put us up in last night for our reduced-rest overnight. Calling in sick is not an option because I'm still on probation and will be fired immediately. My hopes of upgrade any time before mandatory retirement have once again been dashed because the price of oil has reached catastrophic levels, and it looks like there will be downgrades and furloughs in our company's future.

The good news is, I learned how to make a noose out of the escape rope on my second 4-hour airport sit today. Oh, sweet escape, indeed.
 
The videos are cool. Videos.

I swept through his writings and didn't see the gel haired Sketchers wearing tool.

Did I say I enjoyed his videos?
 
I'm only 83 days into the regional pilot life and it isn't bad at all. Is it supposed to change soon?
 
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