Congrats to someone!

[Screaming_Emu]

Your enthusiasm for handling packages will help you a lot at your new job!

 

[wayway8]

Congrats, Someone!

 

[derg]

They're going to have a lovely a baby. Congrats on the sex!

 

[ASpilot2be]

Congrats mystery person!

 

[dustoff17]

Congrats on the new job that will afford you the opportunity to handle other people's packages....I think...!

 

[CFIT99]

what kind of benefits do you get as a Fluffer these days?

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

Sounds like someone got called up to FedEx!

A super congrats to that person.

 

[jskibo]

How about a hint? Is it a Box or a Package?

 

[dustoff17]

How about a hint? Is it a Box or a Package?

Well in today's day and age, it's like a box of chocolates; you just never know what you're going to get!

 

[ozziecat35]

Gingers like packages...

 

[Cruise]

Congrats, someone! Kick some purple box ass!

 

[B767]

Am I the only one that thinks this is about a baby and NOT a job at FedEx?

No matter what...congrats!

 

[derg]

Am I the only one that thinks this is about a baby and NOT a job at FedEx?

No matter what...congrats!

Nah, he's been sterilized. By the state.

 

[SeanD]

Congrats on avoiding entitled mouth breathers.

 

[mikecweb]

 

[Inverted]

I freaking knew it!!!!! You son of a bitch, posting subtle pics of purple planes in the background on your FB, congrats man!!!!!!!

 

[Inverted]

Nah, he's been sterilized. By the state.

 

[Boris Badenov]

As predicted, FedEx becomes the first airline to operate aircraft with only one soul on board!

Congrats, tho, for real.

 

[Roger Roger]

Pretty cool. Maybe even "topping a thunderstorm in a Lear full of lab rats" cool.

 

[Ian_J]

Congrats, Mike!