Class Bravo protection for the carriers!?!?!? (ATL)

thats pretty amazing....

to ask a question about what a controller said.... AND THEN HAVE THE SAME CONTROLLER ANSWER YOUR QUESTION AND GIVE A DETAILED ANALYSIS ON A FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:nana2:
 
girls are just like bravo airspace. let me replace a few words here...

lets replace bravo clearence with "third base"
replace "a VFR" with "a guy"
replace "airspace" with "making girls happy"
replace "volume of traffic" with "mood I am in"
replace "trow intersection" with "a candle lit dinner"
replace "direct SAV" with "made from scratch"

If a guy calls in requesting third base, I consider many factors before answering. Did he sound sure of himself, did he indicate a familiarity with making girls happy, did he seem to understand the mood I am in here, etc. All this comes through in the tone and wording of the request. For example, if you had asked for third base via a candle lit dinner made from scratch, I would have immediately responded "cleared through third base as requested". The way you stated your request seemed to indicate that you had no knowledge of making girls happy or the mood I am in. From your position where you first called me, had you proceeded direct dinner made from scratch, it would have taken you less than 15 miles from ATL during a departure push and directly through all the westbound and southbound departure lanes at a very unsafe altitude. That was the reason for the unable.
chris

!!! haha !!!

my attempt at humor for the night. :buck:
 
girls are just like bravo airspace. let me replace a few words here...

lets replace bravo clearence with "third base"
replace "a VFR" with "a guy"
replace "airspace" with "making girls happy"
replace "volume of traffic" with "mood I am in"
replace "trow intersection" with "a candle lit dinner"
replace "direct SAV" with "made from scratch"



!!! haha !!!

my attempt at humor for the night. :buck:

Dude, you've got WAY too much time on your hands:drool:
 
girls are just like bravo airspace. let me replace a few words here...

lets replace bravo clearence with "third base"
replace "a VFR" with "a guy"
replace "airspace" with "making girls happy"
replace "volume of traffic" with "mood I am in"
replace "trow intersection" with "a candle lit dinner"
replace "direct SAV" with "made from scratch"

Wow.... You just created your own Mad Lib!
 
Hahahaha...just my own side note here, I tried to fly into ATL VFR in a Cessna 172 for the heck of it, and they took me in during a busy push! Right along the final to 26R, then a nice 270 to final in between an Airbus and an MD-80. This was definitely the most impressive service I've ever received from a TRACON. Funny enough, the guy working finals acted like it was a fun challenge for him rather than be pissed about it. Awesome job.
 
girls are just like bravo airspace. let me replace a few words here...

lets replace bravo clearence with "third base"
replace "a VFR" with "a guy"
replace "airspace" with "making girls happy"
replace "volume of traffic" with "mood I am in"
replace "trow intersection" with "a candle lit dinner"
replace "direct SAV" with "made from scratch"



!!! haha !!!

my attempt at humor for the night. :buck:

I wish I had your sort of free time. The humor worked though :D
 
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