Citation Mustang "Lavatory" What a Joke!

NEOHIO

NEOHIO

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Has anybody seen this thing? The boss has already started to talk about using it. I thought that I made it clear that it was to be an "emergency" item only. We have affectionately dubbed it the "Poop Bag". I was wondering if Cessna publishes the procedures to dispose of the "waste" at the FBO...I can see it now- Welcome to Atlanta... thank you, nice weather we're having here... here is my poop bag, thanks for taking care of that for me!
 
I saw one a year and a half or so. I wasn't sure if I was understanding how to use the thing or not. Is it like a 'bubble' that you pull up and around yourself? Strangest thing I've ever seen.
 
I see your lav issue and raise you one.

Don't read this if you're eating or have a weak stomach.

We landed at Hot Springs, VA. The boss had his three daughters with him; they were waiting on a friend to pick them up to take them to their farm. The friend got lost coming up the back roads to the airport.

About 30 minutes after we arrived, the oldest daughter, 9, goes in the airplane and disappears for about 5 minutes. She comes back out and says "excuse me, but the toilet isn't working right". The toilet is the old honey bucket kind. You lift up the seat cushion, a motor opens up a flap to expose the honey bucket hole, and you do your business. When you lower the seat cushion, the flap closes and the toilet flushes. The airplane is powered down at this point, so the flap doesn't open or flush, hence the little one letting us know it's not working right.

I asked if it was #1 or #2. She held up 2 fingers. I cringed. About that time, she reaches into the fruit tray that her dad was eating. I snickered and turned around so no one could see me. If the toilet wasn't working, neither was the sink. There was no way for her to wash her hands. They kept right on eating the fruit.

After they left, I went back to survey the damage. It took a whole roll of toilet paper to clean it up.
 
TFaudree_ERAU said:
I see your lav issue and raise you one.

Don't read this if you're eating or have a weak stomach.

We landed at Hot Springs, VA. The boss had his three daughters with him; they were waiting on a friend to pick them up to take them to their farm. The friend got lost coming up the back roads to the airport.

About 30 minutes after we arrived, the oldest daughter, 9, goes in the airplane and disappears for about 5 minutes. She comes back out and says "excuse me, but the toilet isn't working right". The toilet is the old honey bucket kind. You lift up the seat cushion, a motor opens up a flap to expose the honey bucket hole, and you do your business. When you lower the seat cushion, the flap closes and the toilet flushes. The airplane is powered down at this point, so the flap doesn't open or flush, hence the little one letting us know it's not working right.

I asked if it was #1 or #2. She held up 2 fingers. I cringed. About that time, she reaches into the fruit tray that her dad was eating. I snickered and turned around so no one could see me. If the toilet wasn't working, neither was the sink. There was no way for her to wash her hands. They kept right on eating the fruit.

After they left, I went back to survey the damage. It took a whole roll of toilet paper to clean it up.
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And that is enough reason for me to keep flying ag planes! :D
 
TFaudree_ERAU said:
I see your lav issue and raise you one.

Don't read this if you're eating or have a weak stomach.

We landed at Hot Springs, VA. The boss had his three daughters with him; they were waiting on a friend to pick them up to take them to their farm. The friend got lost coming up the back roads to the airport.

About 30 minutes after we arrived, the oldest daughter, 9, goes in the airplane and disappears for about 5 minutes. She comes back out and says "excuse me, but the toilet isn't working right". The toilet is the old honey bucket kind. You lift up the seat cushion, a motor opens up a flap to expose the honey bucket hole, and you do your business. When you lower the seat cushion, the flap closes and the toilet flushes. The airplane is powered down at this point, so the flap doesn't open or flush, hence the little one letting us know it's not working right.

I asked if it was #1 or #2. She held up 2 fingers. I cringed. About that time, she reaches into the fruit tray that her dad was eating. I snickered and turned around so no one could see me. If the toilet wasn't working, neither was the sink. There was no way for her to wash her hands. They kept right on eating the fruit.

After they left, I went back to survey the damage. It took a whole roll of toilet paper to clean it up.
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UGH.
I'm so not looking forward to that.
Can we just MEL that thing?
 
TFaudree_ERAU said:
I see your lav issue and raise you one.

Don't read this if you're eating or have a weak stomach.

We landed at Hot Springs, VA. The boss had his three daughters with him; they were waiting on a friend to pick them up to take them to their farm. The friend got lost coming up the back roads to the airport.

About 30 minutes after we arrived, the oldest daughter, 9, goes in the airplane and disappears for about 5 minutes. She comes back out and says "excuse me, but the toilet isn't working right". The toilet is the old honey bucket kind. You lift up the seat cushion, a motor opens up a flap to expose the honey bucket hole, and you do your business. When you lower the seat cushion, the flap closes and the toilet flushes. The airplane is powered down at this point, so the flap doesn't open or flush, hence the little one letting us know it's not working right.

I asked if it was #1 or #2. She held up 2 fingers. I cringed. About that time, she reaches into the fruit tray that her dad was eating. I snickered and turned around so no one could see me. If the toilet wasn't working, neither was the sink. There was no way for her to wash her hands. They kept right on eating the fruit.

After they left, I went back to survey the damage. It took a whole roll of toilet paper to clean it up.
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lulz.
 
Nothing like dumping the 'ole suitcase into a toilet with so much mass, it forces the toilet to flush.
 
i had a line guy in south america trying to dump our lav. he couldn't to get it to dump, and suspected something might be blocking it. he asked if he could go in and take a look into the lav with a flashlight. not only did i agree, i held the light for him.

so i guess since he had two free hands, before i could say anything, he reached in. not just a little in, but past the elbow in. as far as he could reach in.

his hand should have been nearly hanging out the other side. i was yelling to my f/o to grab a trash bag, which i had the guy stick his arm in when he pulled it out. i don't care if he reaches in, but he isn't going to drip blue juice all the way up the aisle.
 
EP-3s we had a head with a 2 sonobuoy cans for a urinal, that had to be dumped. If one had to drop a deuce, the Navy provided clear plastic bags, which were stored against the cold outer skin in the doppler well.

This was called breaking the code, and a PA announcement was made that the code had been broken, so whoever broke the code had to carry his poop bag and everyone else's poopbag. :)
 
granlistillo said:
EP-3s we had a head with a 2 sonobuoy cans for a urinal, that had to be dumped. If one had to drop a deuce, the Navy provided clear plastic bags, which were stored against the cold outer skin in the doppler well.

This was called breaking the code, and a PA announcement was made that the code had been broken, so whoever broke the code had to carry his poop bag and everyone else's poopbag. :)
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HA! That is funny as hell! I take solace in knowing we have 3 lavs on board, so it' VERY RARE that it's used (once in the last 6 years). If I had to fly the bro all the time, I would probably become addicted to Immodium AD; Not having it available would tend to "bring it on"....:D
 
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