I failed on the shorts. I'm a speed demon to begin with, and the examiner did say kind of jokingly that I didn't have to do warp 8 in the pattern. I still chuckle at that every time I think about it.
Anyway, there was other traffic in front of us in the pattern, so I was trying to keep a tight eye on them while talking, etc. etc. I ended up being fast and floating for a little bit. So technically I did blow a portion of the checkride and I didn't have any problem with the pink slip, although I will say that in the past this examiner would have just said something about it, maybe have me do it again and move on.
The bad part is I didn't know I failed until the ride was over. He said after we got back that he wanted to talk for a minute and about 10 minutes into the conversation he said he'd like me to come back and show him some better short-field landings. Needless to say I was initially stunned since I had just been through the whole checkride, I was majorly dehydrated (the following day I had surgery and they said they put 4 pints of fluid in me) so I was more or less just staring into space when he told me this.
I came back the following week after I got my stitches out and we flew for .8 or something and finished it up. It wasn't a big deal at all, other than the extra $100 I had to pay him to come back for 1 hour.
My CFI was pretty pissed about the whole thing, but I just wanted to get it over with because I was moving 700 miles a week after I finished the retest. All ended up being well, I just have to find someone to instruct now!
EDIT: To add to my failure story above, we had actually stopped to switch to a complex aircraft
after I had made the short-field that was out of PTS. So I was readying another aircraft while he is standing there on his cellphone acting like everything was okay, I have some problems finding some ballast for the Lance since the line guys topped it off after I called and asked them not to. I didn't realize it until much later, but he did say when I was looking for a cargo net that we should just go back to DSM and finish the ride next week. So if I would have listened I probably would have just gotten a discontinuance instead of a pink slip. But of course I'm a bull-headed SOB so I was thinking, no, I have surgery tomorrow and have to move in two weeks, let's get this done TODAY!!!