Captain Toolbox (WARNING! LONG RANT!)

[frog_flyer]

flight sim wannabes...

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haaaha

who is one of those? loser

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[derg]

Who gave you 10 hours of dual in flight sim?

 

[Mr_Creepy]

Actually I think that Doug has set up some very sophisticated software triggers that initiate a Lav move. One of those triggers is any time a Mr_Creepy post is directly adjacent to a Herreshoff post....

:bandit:

Nah John and I get along. Now there are some others ...

Well it's not for me to name names!

 

[Tom]

Oh god! I almost forgot! When he introduced himself in the cockpit, he said the 'Kiss of Death' words: "I'm pretty laid back..."

A few other signs of a sure kook captain:

He wears long sleave uniform shirts

He wears cowboy boots instead of uniform shoes

He brings all of his food for the entire trip in an extra bag

His belt buckle is bigger than your fist

He wears his uniform hat in the cockpit

He really does taxi no faster than a man can walk

I'm sure there are other signs, but in my 20yrs of flying these were almost always dead on.

 

[CapnJim]

I heard that!

add:

Pushbroom moustache

Black tennis shoes

More than 3 pieces of 'flair'.

 

[derg]

Yup!

And the first part of the brief:

"I do things by the book"

Two legs later, you're wondering just what "book" that is.

 

[Mr_Creepy]

Yup!

And the first part of the brief:

"I do things by the book"

Two legs later, you're wondering just what "book" that is.

Is there a captain that doesn't say that?