Well, if you're going to serve as a troll, let me show you how it's done so you stop beating around the bush.
"Ain't nobody as smart or as successful as I. Even those that are, aren't because I hide behind an Internet pseudonym, and no one is worthy of bestowing their presence before me."
"The reason those boneheads at ASTAR are where they are today is because they didn't make better choices, thus, are inferior to me and a lot of other people, so the natural order of the world is working itself out, and Charles Darwin, another intellectual like myself, is proudly gazing upon how this shakeout of the "lesser beings" is coming to fruition."
"I like to play intellectual Internet bully because it makes me feel good because in reality, no one cares to listen to me in the real world. But on the Internet, I am as loud as the loudest and I can lay a turd like my Labrador Retriever and watch anxiously for someone to step in it and take my bait."
"I am... Unknown Internet smart guy"
Now that's how you troll a forum, son.