You didn't miss anything. I flew them in their very early days CMH-BUR and about 2 hours in, was really desperate to be off that plane. Granted, I had done a red-eye the night before to get to PHL then a delayed WN flight to CMH.
Our cabin crew were (as I dryly nicknamed at the time), Forward Gay Boy, Aft Gay Boy, and Token Female. And yes, just like Ryanair, there was the trolley trash for sale that nobody bought (as far as I could tell). The catering has already been on the plane for 3 legs, and you weren't permitted to bring anything on board to eat, or so they claimed.