Anyone want to take O'Leary up on his offer?

Seems like the CEO of Ryanair says he'll carry you to the can and wipe your butt for you if you give him five pounds.

Anyone want to take him up on his offer? I recommend eating burritos the night before and drinking beer to wash it down. Then have him carry you to the can, do your business, and have him do what he said he'd do.

Add some Indian food, a truck load of paneer and curry. Absolute disaster.
Century wipe. :crazy: Have fun O'Leary!
I'll poop in the vomit bags, or in the seat pocket. Or did he get rid of them all together?