kellwolf
Piece of Trash
Yeah....just yeah. I had a simple MSP-PIT out and back that turned into a friggin ordeal from hell. Everything was going smooth, and my CA and I were fat, dumb and happy cruising along bs'ing about 80s hair bands. Then we hear "Flagship, can you slow to min cruise speed, otherwise we're gonna have to hold you. PIT is closed for some airshow thing." So, no problem. Pull out the book, look up min cruise, and throttle back.
Hand off to the next control. "Flagship, I've got holding instructions when you're ready." Great. So, we hold for about 30 minutes and they tell us "You're EFC time is gonna get pushed back another 15." Well, we were just discussing how we were gonna be at min fuel at the PREVIOUS EFC time. After conferring with dispatch, it's decided we go to CAK for fuel (we were almost on top of it anyway). Turns out the NOTAM was screwed up. The one we had (and Eagle and a few others) said that 28R was still going to be open for air carrier use. Guess they decided to close the whole thing so the Blue Angels could have their fun.
So, I play "kung fu fighting FO" to get everything set up for the slam dunk into CAK, get on the ground, get fueled in under 8 minutes, and start taxiing out. "Flaghip, PIT just went on a ground stop." So, we discuss sitting at the gate or in the penalty box. Dispatch gave us some extra fuel in case this happened again, so we take the penalty box option. Shut down both engines, leave the APU running, and wait. And wait. And wait. Ground finally calls us and says "Ground stop is lifted, but they closed the airport again. It'll open again in 40 mins." So, we decide to sit there for another 20, then start em up and leave since it's only a 20 min flight from CAK to PIT (so we would be getting there right when the airport opened). 20 minutes later, we crank 'em up, call ground and here "Flaghsip, you're not gonna believe this. They just closed it again."
We call dispatch, who keeps bugging PIT tower to find out when they are gonna open up. Every time he called he got the same response "Just a few more minutes." Meanwhile, we've got a cancer patient in the back and 44 other people that have been stuck on a CRJ for over four hours. We decide to go back to the gate, get more fuel and let these poor people off.
Get back to the gate, pop the door, and (you guessed it) PIT opens up. So, we get fuel, load 'em back up and we're finally off.
Pretty interesting experience for my first divert...
Hand off to the next control. "Flagship, I've got holding instructions when you're ready." Great. So, we hold for about 30 minutes and they tell us "You're EFC time is gonna get pushed back another 15." Well, we were just discussing how we were gonna be at min fuel at the PREVIOUS EFC time. After conferring with dispatch, it's decided we go to CAK for fuel (we were almost on top of it anyway). Turns out the NOTAM was screwed up. The one we had (and Eagle and a few others) said that 28R was still going to be open for air carrier use. Guess they decided to close the whole thing so the Blue Angels could have their fun.
So, I play "kung fu fighting FO" to get everything set up for the slam dunk into CAK, get on the ground, get fueled in under 8 minutes, and start taxiing out. "Flaghip, PIT just went on a ground stop." So, we discuss sitting at the gate or in the penalty box. Dispatch gave us some extra fuel in case this happened again, so we take the penalty box option. Shut down both engines, leave the APU running, and wait. And wait. And wait. Ground finally calls us and says "Ground stop is lifted, but they closed the airport again. It'll open again in 40 mins." So, we decide to sit there for another 20, then start em up and leave since it's only a 20 min flight from CAK to PIT (so we would be getting there right when the airport opened). 20 minutes later, we crank 'em up, call ground and here "Flaghsip, you're not gonna believe this. They just closed it again."
We call dispatch, who keeps bugging PIT tower to find out when they are gonna open up. Every time he called he got the same response "Just a few more minutes." Meanwhile, we've got a cancer patient in the back and 44 other people that have been stuck on a CRJ for over four hours. We decide to go back to the gate, get more fuel and let these poor people off.
Get back to the gate, pop the door, and (you guessed it) PIT opens up. So, we get fuel, load 'em back up and we're finally off.
Pretty interesting experience for my first divert...