Amusing, but sad, time-building pitch

Guys, spike your hair... that is so 90's. In 2010, we "blow it out". Get a spray tan and some juice, and you too can be on the Jersey shore!
 
Pursuant to the numerous uneducated and unprofessional posts pertaining to APPP Accelerated Professional Pilot Program.
Here are facts. Listen up.
1. I am the Senior Development and Sales Manager for APPP. My background is Airlines 6000 plus hrs on the EMB145, BAE J32, Assistant Chief Flight Instructor, Corporate Pilot, Contract Pilot, Military Pilot and FAA Operations Inspector.

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As a former FAA Operations Inspector, I suggest you read the CFR's and understand them, or get real experience before you show your ignorace of the business of aviaiton. The boss and I will be happy to educate you, and help you in your aviaiton career. The people in our company especially the owner and myself know the business of Aviation.

Jeff Britt Sr. Senior Development and Sales Manager. APPP
 
737fltman said:
Pursuant to the numerous uneducated and unprofessional posts pertaining to APPP Accelerated Professional Pilot Program.
Here are facts. Listen up.
1. I am the Senior Development and Sales Manager for APPP. My background is Airlines 6000 plus hrs on the EMB145, BAE J32, Assistant Chief Flight Instructor, Corporate Pilot, Contract Pilot, Military Pilot and FAA Operations Inspector.

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As a former FAA Operations Inspector, I suggest you read the CFR's and understand them, or get real experience before you show your ignorace of the business of aviaiton. The boss and I will be happy to educate you, and help you in your aviaiton career. The people in our company especially the owner and myself know the business of Aviation.

Jeff Britt Sr. Senior Development and Sales Manager. APPP
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My lord, I know the user is new but the verbiage would marry so well with an "It's Friday! WYD?!" thread.
 
I like the e-mail addy too. Multienginetime13, what is the 13 all about?

Maybe this all works in the space time continuum, but considering that in 2008 you went to the school to get some multi time (so assuming a newer pilot), you now in 2010 have 6000TT, all sorts of Jet time, a flight inspector position with the FAA, F16 jockey, VP of sales with AARPX2, and being Knighted by the Queen of England... you have been busy!
 
Callador said:
I like the e-mail addy too. Multienginetime13, what is the 13 all about?

Maybe this all works in the space time continuum, but considering that in 2008 you went to the school to get some multi time (so assuming a newer pilot), you now in 2010 have 6000TT, all sorts of Jet time, a flight inspector position with the FAA, F16 jockey, VP of sales with AARPX2, and being Knighted by the Queen of England... you have been busy!
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Don't forget his profile says he works in the AA training department.
 
737fltman said:
......or get real experience before you show your ignorace of the business of aviaiton. The boss and I will be happy to educate you, and help you in your aviaiton career. The people in our company especially the owner and myself know the business of Aviation.

Jeff Britt Sr. Senior Development and Sales Manager. APPP
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AND by "ignorance" do you mean the inability to spell the word aviation? Twice!

Just asking :D
 
Callador said:
Thanks for reminding me... I got lost in all the accolades. :)
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Looks like you caught the military career with "F16 jock"--I missed that and that's why I edited my last post.

Anyway, why don't they teach scam artists how to sound somewhat credible?
 
germb747 said:
Looks like you caught the military career with "F16 jock"--I missed that and that's why I edited my last post.

Anyway, why don't they teach scam artists how to sound somewhat credible?
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I'm not sure. I believe some people think they have to make up the most unbelievable stuff to sound credible or be important. When I was in college I was working in this factory over the summer. So we are all sitting in the break room and this guy is telling us how he is now a truck driver and he has been putting in a lot of overtime. I asked how many hours he worked this week... with a straight face he said 1000. I mean that takes the cake! His corvette also went 400mph, but he flipped it end over end 57 times taking a 90 degree corner at 400. The car was ok, but the steering wheel flew out the window.

I know there are better con-men out there, but some are just special ed all the way.
 
ummm, what did i say that got my post deleted?
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Well, it might help to press the 'Submit Reply' button!

(Thar be no deleted posts in ye thread... yarrrr! :yar:)
 
I wonder why they are targeting me. First, the spam email and now the spam PM. I think ryanmickg signed me up to some spam list. Thanks Ryan. I guess I needz multiz
 
Doug Taylor said:
Well, it might help to press the 'Submit Reply' button!

(Thar be no deleted posts in ye thread... yarrrr! :yar:)
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i was reading the wrong thread, and couldn't find my post, figured it out and deleted that in under a minute. can't be smart all the time.
 
Yeah, this feminine-product-nozzle has come a long way in just a year and a half! Imagine yourself in 2012, a military aviator and (retired) FAA Inspector. Hell, you could probably have a space shuttle type if you plunk down enough green.

Someone's overdue for a blanket party!
 
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