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[MQAAord]

Don't take anything I say as me having beef, Amber - no beef at all!

Good. Cause I prefer pork anyway.

 

[SteveC]

Good. Cause I prefer pork anyway.

The "other" white meat?


Anybody else catch a racist undertone???









j/k

 

[jdflight]

Good. Cause I prefer pork anyway.

Didn't you see his other post? He's eatin' nasty ass corn dogs and sausages! No beef!

 

[mtsu_av8er]

The "other" white meat?


Anybody else catch a racist undertone???









j/k

Now the truth - Amebr doesn't like me because I'm black . . .

 

[SteveC]

You're black too????

For the first time in my life I might just be in a minority!!! Cool!!!

 

[mtsu_av8er]

You're black too????

For the first time in my life I might just be in a minority!!! Cool!!!

LOL . . . never woulda known, eh?

 

[SteveC]

LOL . . . never woulda known, eh?

You write so white!

 

[mtsu_av8er]

LMAO - wait until you hear me speak!

 

[MQAAord]

Now the truth - Amebr doesn't like me because I'm black . . .

OMG you're black?!

No way!


(Kidding folks, kidding!)

 

[MQAAord]

Actually, I was going to say I preferred chicken, but then I thought that might seem like I was calling Lloyd a chicken. Anybody who's ever met Lloyd would agree that he's about as far the opposite of chicken as it's possible to be. So I decided on pork. Since that seems to be a racially unpopular choice, how about fish? Or eggs?

Or bananas :nana2:

 

[jtrain609]

I'm black.

 

[MQAAord]

I'm black.

Dude, you're as black as I am.

Face it, we're pretty much the same shade of transparent alabaster.

 

[jtrain609]

Shh....I want people to flip out when I show up to Vegas and be like, "But wait I thought you were...bl...bll.....bla....erm....african american.'

 

[MQAAord]

Oh. Um. Ruined the surprise there, I guess eh?


I really can't wait until the kids get old enough so Grandma will be brave enough to watch them so we can go to NJC again!

 

[FatBastard]

I'm........................................................fat.

 

[Holding Short]

I wanna have sex with a midget..... I want to see what that's like.

HS

 

[derg]

"But Lloyd speaks so well. He's like one of us! Not all angry at the world and stuff..."

 

[jtrain609]

"But Lloyd speaks so well. He's like one of us! Not all angry at the world and stuff..."

If that's the qualifier then I'm FOR SURE black.

Rage against the machine, bro.

 

[killbilly]

If that's the qualifier then I'm FOR SURE black.

Rage against the machine, bro.

<Lethal Weapon 2>But...you're bleck...</Lethal Weapon 2>

 

[mtsu_av8er]

"But Lloyd speaks so well. He's like one of us! Not all angry at the world and stuff..."

"See, I had found myself in this circumstance, and what had happened to me was a situation that I was dealing with . . . "