jawright,
As you said, the dispatch certificate is issued by the FAA, just like a pilot certificate. In fact the two look almost identical. The process of earning one is similar to that of earning a pilot certificate. You must take a written exam and a "checkride" with a designated examiner.
The written exam (ADX) is identical to the ATP written. Obviously this can be quite overwhelming for someone with no aviation background. Honestly, I don't know how they do it. I have my ASEL/AMEL, commercial and instrument ratings and it took me a couple weeks to feel prepared for the test. [brag]96%[/brag]
Most schools run two types of courses. A regular course that runs 5+ weeks, and an accelerated course usually in the 2 to 1 week range. The way it usually works is this: The 5 week course spends the first 3 weeks preparing for the ADX written. The accelerated students jump into class for the remaining 2 weeks where the "meat" of dispatching is taught.
To qualify for an accelerated course you must have prior experience. Reference FAR 65 Subpart C for more info.
The FARs. If you have your CFI you would qualify.
www.dispatcher.org has a lot of great information. You can find a list of schools under "About The Dispatch Profession" > "Schools".
This link is to how SkyWest describes the job along with their qualifications and new hire info.
Raskolnikov,
You're correct. As long as you have your head on straight and have good study habits, you'll do just fine. In my class only two of us had flying credentials. The sharpest kid in my class had absolutley zero aviation experience before coming to dispatch school. He had job offers before finishing class and I'm sure he's doing a damn fine job wherever he ended up. Prior experience is good, but it's not mandatory. A lot of airlines prefer to hire from within. Someone that has experience in the industry and understands what it's all about would definitely have a leg up.
Airlines are hiring right now. The career path parallels a pilots in many ways. You start at a smaller carrier - low pay, bad schedule. Right about the time you start to get enough seniority to hold a good schedule and make a decent living you'll be ready to apply to one of the larger carriers. Once there your schedule will again suck, but you're willing to overlook that because they pay you well. We just lost two dispatchers to mainline CAL.
Some of the people I work with are pilots, some are not. No matter what their background, everyone enjoys aviation. You have to. Why else would someone be crazy enough to work in this industry?
Good luck with whatever you guys decide to do. This is a great job where you can learn a metric butt load. Hell, I even have to refresh pilots on some of the FARs every now and then.