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Because, for some reason, airlines don’t look outside of their own technological sandbox very often.

I wish we would send a group over to NBAA every year to see exactly how far the passenger airlines are behind in avionics tech.

AIrines: “Woo hoo! Look! CPDLC! And on some jets, we can, get this, SEE the ADS positional data on other aircraft! We fancy!”

Corporate Aviation:
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It’s crazy, I had SV flying a Cherokee in Juneau 12 years ago... like, WTF Boeing, not only does your latest techno-marvel envelope protection randomly dive the airplane into the dirt... but you can't do 1990s graphics on cockpit display for SA?
 
Other than the stall pusher, is it safe to say a 767 is in "direct law" all the time? What's wrong with that?
 
Of course you do: you know you should LOL every time you pass by one while it's motoring its engines for a minute each before startup.
ENG MODE SEL … IGN

WAIT … FOR ENGINE PARAMETERS TO DISPLAY

DUAL COOLING pb-sw … ON

TEARS OF RJ PILOTS AT NEARLY-EQUIVALENT* FUEL FLOWS … CONSUME

* don’t @ me about the actual fuel flows; the Neo is a wonderfully efficient jet hauling a bunch of butts in seats.
 
@Derg how many times do you click to disengage the autopilot?

Once I think?

I watched some dude on a line check start simultaneously repeatedly pressing the DISC switch and the MASTER WARNING light.

”That really doesn’t do anything and is poor technique as you never reset the MASTER WARNING without announcing… something…”
 
Things pressing the DISC button does...

-turn off autopilot
-override other side stick
-lock out other side stick (40 seconds)
-re engage a locked out side stick

In the sim, doing a side stick lock out demo. Captain's side failed full forward. Finish the demo and then set the FO (who is still flying) up for an ils. At 200 feet he repeatedly clicks his DISC when the runway comes into sight. First click turns off the autopilot. Second click re-engages the Captain's side stick which is full forward. Plane nose dives. Sim red screens. Confusion ensues.

Edit: since @jtrain609 chimed in, I'm thinking this was a BlueJuice thing.
 
Once I think?

I watched some dude on a line check start simultaneously repeatedly pressing the DISC switch and the MASTER WARNING light.

”That really doesn’t do anything and is poor technique as you never reset the MASTER WARNING without announcing… something…”

Wait til you see the guy clicking off the AP and simultaneously pressing EMER Cancel. Grrrrrrrr
 
Things pressing the DISC button does...

-turn off autopilot
-override other side stick
-lock out other side stick (40 seconds)
-re engage a locked out side stick

In the sim, doing a side stick lock out demo. Captain's side failed full forward. Finish the demo and then set the FO (who is still flying) up for an ils. At 200 feet he repeatedly clicks his DISC when the runway comes into sight. First click turns off the autopilot. Second click re-engages the Captain's side stick which is full forward. Plane nose dives. Sim red screens. Confusion ensues.

Edit: since @jtrain609 chimed in, I'm thinking this was a BlueJuice thing.

Dont recall, but don’t you have to press AND hold for those things to happen? Pressing twice or three times quickly shouldn’t do a priority takeover and lock or regain the control from other side right? Like hold for a couple seconds and get “priority right/left” and that would override and lockout other stick.

Been over a year since I was on the Bus and the nuance has been flushed by now…
 
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What’s the moisture on the wing? Kind of looks like fuel.
 
Once.

Hitting it a second time returns to function a previously locked out side stick.
More than once is a Stupid Embraer Habit, because at Beaglevoy (World's Greatest Aviators®) it was CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK to make sure stuff actually disconnected.
 
ENG MODE SEL … IGN

WAIT … FOR ENGINE PARAMETERS TO DISPLAY

DUAL COOLING pb-sw … ON

TEARS OF RJ PILOTS AT NEARLY-EQUIVALENT* FUEL FLOWS … CONSUME

* don’t @ me about the actual fuel flows; the Neo is a wonderfully efficient jet hauling a bunch of butts in seats.
Just gets done dual cooling and goes to start the second engine.
“COOLING”
“$&@!$/! what were you doing for the last 3 minutes?!?”
 
Things pressing the DISC button does...

-turn off autopilot
-override other side stick
-lock out other side stick (40 seconds)
-re engage a locked out side stick

In the sim, doing a side stick lock out demo. Captain's side failed full forward. Finish the demo and then set the FO (who is still flying) up for an ils. At 200 feet he repeatedly clicks his DISC when the runway comes into sight. First click turns off the autopilot. Second click re-engages the Captain's side stick which is full forward. Plane nose dives. Sim red screens. Confusion ensues.

Edit: since @jtrain609 chimed in, I'm thinking this was a BlueJuice thing.

Wait, what's the correct method for disconnecting the AP in this situation? Do an involuntary disconnect or land with a master warning instead?
 
I'm headed to Airbus school in a couple of weeks to start with a ULCC. Going in with a blank mind because I know it's much different from anything I've flown. Most of my time is in classic Gulfstreams and the mighy ERJ-145. What would you say are the biggest design philosophy drivers in the Airbus and are there any tips you would give on how to understand it well? What are the most common issues you encounter when giving IOE?

I asked one of the chief pilots during my interview what he wishes new hires would stop doing the most and he answered "stop trying to fly it like an RJ".

Use spoilers often and don’t get high. You’ll actually learn the airplane your first 100 hours on the line.
 
Wait, what's the correct method for disconnecting the AP in this situation? Do an involuntary disconnect or land with a master warning instead?

I'm digging back a year now, but I'm pretty sure the master warning stops after three chimes on the 32X. The 330 just chirps once and then shuts up.
 
So here's a question given all the 5G buzz... Can an Airbus 320/330 series be flown normally (and by that I mean transitioning to/from Normal Law for takeoff/landing) without *any* radar altimeter inputs?
 
So here's a question given all the 5G buzz... Can an Airbus 320/330 series be flown normally (and by that I mean transitioning to/from Normal Law for takeoff/landing) without *any* radar altimeter inputs?

No. You won't get FLARE mode, and a few other things. We had a 321 NEO smack its tail on landing due to an OEB related to RAs not working after a long descent over water.
 

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