You know, the funniest part I left out of the story was this: When I first walked in from the hotel shuttle, there was this guy with a funny hat that walks up to me and says, "Hi I'm John Haines"
"Hi John Haines," and I kept walking.
He shook my hand and said, "I'm running for President, that's John Haines, H-A-I-N-E-S"
"President of what?"
"The United States"
"Good luck John!" I said.
Then the captain walks in...
"Hey skipper, I'm John Haines, H-A-I-N-E-S" and holds out his hands to the captain.
"How are ya?" and he keeps walking towards the front desk.
"I'm running for President!"
"President of what?" The captain asks
"Of the United States, that's John Haines, H-A-I-N-E-S"
"Umm, ok, good luck!"
Then the flight attendant walks in...
"Hi, I'm John Haines, that's H-A-I-N-E-S and I'm running for president"
The flight attendants starts cracking up, "Oh, that's so sweet, president of what?"
A little miffed, "Of the United States!"
The flight attendants all start laughing their butts off.
"Why of course!"
Poor guy!