Humor folks humor...
A woman I know was married to a LJ guy, He was flying contract stuff for the military. While in the club in germany (I think, but Europe for sure) a bunch of A-10 guys were all having a good time, and a tad drunk.. lets call it Flying "Bar" Missions.. So Patty, who is quite the looker...walks over to the group, leaving her husband at the table. Puts on her sweeeeetest voice and says..
"Excuse me guys.. are you Fighter pilots?
(the guys stand right up to answer the little girl's question, but before they have a chance she continues)
....Or do you fly the A-10?