2022 Christmas meltdown Competition enteries

[ASpilot2be]

So many lanyards. I've thrown tons out so I just throw them around the headrest of my gaming room chair. I'd like to propose a new resolution to ALPA: Please, no new lanyards.

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The pride lanyard is the only good one they have come out with.

 

[///AMG]

(and before anyone says, "What a nerd" — yes, unapologetically so!)

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This is impressive Derg. Is this used for FSX or something? Are you a graphic artist? Also, how do you remember your passport when you go fly? I have to leave mine in the same place and never move it.

 

[derg]

Oh, that's my expired second passport I was working on renewing.

And I keep my passport in my flight back in a very specific pocket so I know exactly where it is.

 

[///AMG]

And I keep my passport in my flight back in a very specific pocket so I know exactly where it is.

Ok yeah, I do the same thing. Not that I have yet needed to use it though (a small tear).

 

[MikeD]

Oh, that's my expired second passport I was working on renewing.

And I keep my passport in my flight back in a very specific pocket so I know exactly where it is.

does your flight bag ever get mixed in with your range bag?

 

[inigo88]

So many lanyards. I've thrown tons out so I just throw them around the headrest of my gaming room chair. I'd like to propose a new resolution to ALPA: Please, no new lanyards.

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(and before anyone says, "What a nerd" — yes, unapologetically so!)

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Aw hell yeah I spy DCS World! Also EVE online AND elite dangerous definitely qualifies you as a nerd, respect.

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

The pride lanyard is the only good one they have come out with.

Come out with where? The closet?

 

[ASpilot2be]

Come out with where? The closet?

You just like to be difficult don't you.

ALPA.

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

You just like to be difficult don't you.

ALPA.

Bro, bro... BRO! Have you like... even met me?

 

[ASpilot2be]

Bro, bro... BRO! Have you like... even met me?

Go play with your guns

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

Go play with your guns

Is that a euphemism?

 

[NovemberEcho]

I’ll trade a NATCA for an ALPA lanyard

 

[Oxman]

Well, here we are, the season of pain, misery, dashed hopes and seething fury, it‘s Christmas time!
The 2022 Melty competition seems to be off to a slow start, or perhaps everything is so bad that normally stand out failures seem run of the mill.
Anyhow, put your meltdowns here, because we all love to laugh at the misery of others…

#AMTRAK

 

[Soul Brotha']

So many lanyards. I've thrown tons out so I just throw them around the headrest of my gaming room chair. I'd like to propose a new resolution to ALPA: Please, no new lanyards.

 

[Skåning]

The pride lanyard is the only good one they have come out with.

I rock it, nice cus it seems to keep the co-worker crazy talk to a minimum.

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

*trades reserve days around so as to commute out of SEA on Sunday instead*

Monday is now looking OK ish. Tuesday looks to be really bad.

 

[fholbert]

Does this go here?

40,000 pounds of meatballs spilled on Virginia interstate

It took more than two hours to free the tractor-trailer’s operator from the vehicle.

www.newsnationnow.com

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

I rock it, nice cus it seems to keep the co-worker crazy talk to a minimum.

But do they know that you're a heterosexual ally, or do they think that you're LGBT? I'd like to think that knowing you're an ally would lead to a conversation.

 

[Skåning]

But do they know that you're a heterosexual ally, or do they think that you're LGBT? I'd like to think that knowing you're an ally would lead to a conversation.

I don’t bring the subject up unless someone asks but I do talk about wife/kids so I imagine they figure it out. Also wasn’t expecting the kind words from FAs who appreciated the show of support.

 

[///AMG]

Monday is now looking OK ish. Tuesday looks to be really bad.

Yeah I am planning to stay the hell away from SEA on tues/wed.