The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Profession
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Maximilian_Jenius
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Naked, drunk, arrested PNCL crew!
...not sure if this has been posted yet. If so, don't beat me, I searched!!!
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/ind...t_charged.html
...not sure if this has been posted yet. If so, don't beat me, I searched!!!
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/ind...t_charged.html
Maximilian_Jenius
Super User
Re: Naked, drunk, arrested PNCL crew!
...okay, so I didn't search too hard!!!
...okay, so I didn't search too hard!!!
Firebird2XC
Well-Known Member
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio
Yech. In Thailand it's probably a requirement for a business license, based on some of the stories I've heard.
Yech. In Thailand it's probably a requirement for a business license, based on some of the stories I've heard.
adreamer
Well-Known Member
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio
Maybe too much radiation exposure from Three Mile Island while flying visual 31 approach.
Just in case some people who do not know what I am talking about. Here is the link
http://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/fact-sheets/3mile-isle.html
Maybe too much radiation exposure from Three Mile Island while flying visual 31 approach.
Just in case some people who do not know what I am talking about. Here is the link
http://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/fact-sheets/3mile-isle.html
970Flyer
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Naked pilot, flight attendant arrested in woods
It speaks for itself.....
HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) - An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said.
Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on the outskirts of Harrisburg on Sunday night before they apparently decided to walk into the woods, police said.
"They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially," said Lower Swatara Township police Sgt. Richard Brandt. "That's the best answer they had."
The two somehow became separated, and people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman.
A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight.
Bradford, of Pittsburgh, was charged with indecent exposure, public drunkenness and other offenses. Connor, of Belleville, Mich., was charged with theft from a motor vehicle, public drunkenness and other offenses; police said she took a flashlight from a neighbor's vehicle.
A spokesman for the Memphis, Tenn., airline said the two were suspended while the company investigates.
The office of District Justice Michael John Smith, where Bradford and Connor were arraigned, said they were not represented by lawyers. Telephone listings for them could not be located by The Associated Press.
It speaks for itself.....
HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) - An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said.
Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on the outskirts of Harrisburg on Sunday night before they apparently decided to walk into the woods, police said.
"They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially," said Lower Swatara Township police Sgt. Richard Brandt. "That's the best answer they had."
The two somehow became separated, and people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman.
A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight.
Bradford, of Pittsburgh, was charged with indecent exposure, public drunkenness and other offenses. Connor, of Belleville, Mich., was charged with theft from a motor vehicle, public drunkenness and other offenses; police said she took a flashlight from a neighbor's vehicle.
A spokesman for the Memphis, Tenn., airline said the two were suspended while the company investigates.
The office of District Justice Michael John Smith, where Bradford and Connor were arraigned, said they were not represented by lawyers. Telephone listings for them could not be located by The Associated Press.
surreal1221
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Re: Naked pilot, flight attendant arrested in woods
Repost. . .second one.
http://forums.jetcareers.com/airlin...d-for-excellence-in-the-pilot-profession.html
Repost. . .second one.
http://forums.jetcareers.com/airlin...d-for-excellence-in-the-pilot-profession.html
PeanuckleCRJ
Poodle Wrangler
Re: Naked pilot, flight attendant arrested in woods
This truly is the era of the mergers! Who will be next?
Oh, and "Giggity!"
This truly is the era of the mergers! Who will be next?
Oh, and "Giggity!"
Re: Naked pilot, flight attendant arrested in woods
...I think it's funny how many threads have started on this topic, must be the word "naked" that gets everyone so excited to post!
...I think it's funny how many threads have started on this topic, must be the word "naked" that gets everyone so excited to post! 
mpenguin1
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Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio
No kidding! At Polar we had pilots & Flight Engineers barred from hotels for drinking & flashing.
We had this one Flight Engineer that was restricted to the airport hotel in Taipei.
Usually made for an exciting, "Hi Mike, this is Captai xxxx, he did it again, can you find another hotel, yes I know it is 0230am........ Where is he now? We have him locked in the bathroom..:nana2:
No kidding! At Polar we had pilots & Flight Engineers barred from hotels for drinking & flashing.
We had this one Flight Engineer that was restricted to the airport hotel in Taipei.
Usually made for an exciting, "Hi Mike, this is Captai xxxx, he did it again, can you find another hotel, yes I know it is 0230am........ Where is he now? We have him locked in the bathroom..:nana2:
Velocipede
New Member
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio
Man, I can just hear the Chief Pilot now...
"Son, that's why the Company buys hotel rooms. You want to get freaky, do it on your days off!"
Man, I can just hear the Chief Pilot now...
"Son, that's why the Company buys hotel rooms. You want to get freaky, do it on your days off!"
PGT
Well-Known Member
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio
bring back the white hats is all I gotta say
bring back the white hats is all I gotta say
B767Driver
New Member
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio
I think the young first officer actually showed tremendous judgment. If perchance he necessitated her use of the paper bag....man, she's not too attractive.
I think the young first officer actually showed tremendous judgment. If perchance he necessitated her use of the paper bag....man, she's not too attractive.
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio
Bill and I met while we were both working for Eagle. We never flew together, rarely saw each other in the crew lounge, and I'd say it worked out pretty well for us........
Never say never, date someone for who they are, not where they do or do not work.
Bill and I met while we were both working for Eagle. We never flew together, rarely saw each other in the crew lounge, and I'd say it worked out pretty well for us........
Never say never, date someone for who they are, not where they do or do not work.
Seggy
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Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio
Amber obviously you are in a much different situation.
I mean if I was Bill and saw your hotness, well, I would have done exactly what he did. No man can resist a hottie.
What I said was just a very general warning.
Amber obviously you are in a much different situation.
I mean if I was Bill and saw your hotness, well, I would have done exactly what he did. No man can resist a hottie.
What I said was just a very general warning.