Cheating Girlfriend

Whatever happened to the good old days of doing anything for the sake of love? Now it seems like if you have to lift a finger too far you may as well give up and move on to the next one.

If the girl cheats on you before you get married...then you should absolutely kick her butt to the curb. While married, however, reconciliation might be something to consider. I was cheated on by a girl and then she broke up with me; from that point on I decided to drop a girl the second I saw anything fishy. Took me till my senior year of college but I found my wife and she is the coolest chick I've ever met.

The whole screwing anyone who will agree to it thing is a bad idea. You don't want to get an STD, get a girl pregnant(this will really kill your flying aspirations), harbor the emotional attachment, or retain the mental images that go along with it if you want to get married one day. I was a virgin until I was married and I don't regret it at all
 
So you're saying nail her friend, get herpes, then have make up sex with her thus giving her herpes?

I like your style.
 
Naw man, pregnancy is a completely normal condition to be in, and it goes away after 9 months.

After that, adopting the kid out can be a viable solution.
 
An unwanted child can much be akin to herpes. Only they finally leave after 18 years!

Not always. . .they can also do the boomerang thing over and over again.

Plus, I am so amazed with how people quickly akin casual sex to the possibility of STD.

Is the vast majority of the world unfamiliar with condoms? Now, people are going to say, "they don't always work."

Fine. . .neither do seat belts; but I'm going "slip" it on anyway.
 
Not always. . .they can also do the boomerang thing over and over again.

Plus, I am so amazed with how people quickly akin casual sex to the possibility of STD.

Is the vast majority of the world unfamiliar with condoms? Now, people are going to say, "they don't always work."

Fine. . .neither do seat belts; but I'm going "slip" it on anyway.

I think the world needs more casual sex actually.

People would be in a better mood, not spend so much time watching television, probably have a very therapeutic effect on our society! ;)

Very natural, doesn't require tools or increase your carbon footprint, healthy and aerobic! Better health, happier people, yadda yadda yadda.
 
You're right, Doug. I read somewhere that the amount of sex people have nowadays is like 1/2 what is was 10 years ago. Maybe it's time to start a campaign "Jetcareers for Fornication", and remember, a revolution starts with one person... I guess in this case, it's gonna take two :D
 
Maybe it's time to start a campaign "Jetcareers for Fornication", and remember, a revolution starts with one person... I guess in this case, it's gonna take two :D


In order for us to start this campaign, we will need a recruiting campaign to get more young females involved with aviation.

This place is a sausage fest, much like aviation is!

:)
 
Aviation is less of a sausage fest than a Engineering Snowmobile competition in the upper peninsula of Michigan. Quit your whining Segs.
 
In order for us to start this campaign, we will need a recruiting campaign to get more young females involved with aviation.
:)

They don't have to be in aviation for us to put them on the team Segs. I say we start and JC fan club.:D
 
How was it this year?

A sausage fest.

It was a competition of attrition, first time the winner had ever had less than 1000 points. We killed noise and passed emissions. Larry Curly and Moe couldn't make a gas tank that held ethanol in 6 months. They never tested their stuff. The other 6 on the team were NOT happy. Ended up 9th. If we had a tank we would have been second. Honestly I still haven't gotten over it.

10 dollars for all you can bowl and all you can eat wings, to go along with 3 dollar pitchers kinda made up for it. But then I had to ride with them the day we rented sleds so that sucked, then i forgot about it over more 3 dollar pitchers.

We had DD's for the week:D
 
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