Swine on a plane......

[captainflyguy]

A child in first class has been allowed to bring a small pig on board in a pet carrier. Sometime during the flight the pig escapes and is basically running amok up and down the isle and defacating everywhere.(according to the F/A.) It's your call....what would you do?anic:

 

[SeatClutcher]

catch and cage the pig, and make the newest flight attendant clean the poo.

 

[Screaming_Emu]

I'd call Samuel L

 

[sdfcvoh]

Okay - are you serious! :buck:

 

[skidz]

I'd throw it out to see if pigs can fly

 

[captainflyguy]

Hate 2 tell you guys this but this actually happened B4!!!!!:laff: Check the records because I cant recall the airline;however it WAS a very recent event!:hiya:The flight diverted (emergency landing) because the pig from my understanding was a pretty good sized one. How they managed to carry it on is beyond me!

 

[SkyCougar]

I'd call Samuel L

I'd throw it out to see if pigs can fly

LOL...that is some funny stuff.

 

[Velocipede]

Darn it! I thought this thread was going to be about jetBlue, Virgin and Skybus pilots.

 

[ASpilot2be]

Fresh bacon for the passengers

 

[ILSstud]

"Get this pig of the mother ******* plane!" ....what a movie haha

 

[captainflyguy]

:laff: Sorry about that Velo:laff: maybe next time!:laff:

 

[jbpetty6203]

"Im sick and tired of this Mother F****** Pig on this Mother F****** Plane!!!" gotta love him.