CaptainChris87
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Does anyone ave any good aviation ATC related jokes?
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sharkey
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My friend is in law school and he keeps texting me his lawyer jokes and I don't have many pilot jokes to reply with. I was hoping I could find more here but this empty thread is all I came up with so I'm trying to get it going again.
These are the only one I know:
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
A pilot you f***ing racist.
(this one's kind of about the delivery, you have to say it all incredulous like "I can't believe you just asked that question.")
What is the difference between God and a pilot?
God doesn't think hes a pilot.
What seperates 5 nymphomaniacs from 2 alocholics?
the cabin door.
They may be in bad taste, I have no idea since I have none, more importantly they're not even that funny. Someone out there must have some good ones.
These are the only one I know:
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
A pilot you f***ing racist.
(this one's kind of about the delivery, you have to say it all incredulous like "I can't believe you just asked that question.")
What is the difference between God and a pilot?
God doesn't think hes a pilot.
What seperates 5 nymphomaniacs from 2 alocholics?
the cabin door.
They may be in bad taste, I have no idea since I have none, more importantly they're not even that funny. Someone out there must have some good ones.
flyguy
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How can you spot a pilot at a party?
-He'll tell you he's a pilot
A student pilot on his first solo was on final and sees a 747 on the runway in front of him.
Tower: "Cessna 456, Go Around, 747 on Runway"
Student Pilot: "Roger" - Then continues approach
Tower: "Cessna 456, Go Around, Aircraft on Runway"
Student Pilot: "Roger" - Then continues approach
Tower (screaming): "Cessna 456, Go Around, Aircraft on runway!!!!!!!!
Student Pilot: "Roger" - Then plops it down right on the numbers and taxis "around" the giant 747 and clears the runway.
Another student pilot who was a police officer, was on his first solo cross-country. He was cruising along at 7500 feet, when ATC told him to squawk altitude. Being unfamiliar with a Mode C transponder (shame on his instructor) he proceded to dial in his altitude of 7500 into the transponder. A few moments later ATC asked if everything was okay. "Affirmative" he replied. Another few moments later ATC asked if there was a gun on board. He thought this was a strange question but didn't think too much of it, and being a cop, he was carrying a gun and replied "Affirmative". The national guard was waiting for him when he landed.
-He'll tell you he's a pilot
A student pilot on his first solo was on final and sees a 747 on the runway in front of him.
Tower: "Cessna 456, Go Around, 747 on Runway"
Student Pilot: "Roger" - Then continues approach
Tower: "Cessna 456, Go Around, Aircraft on Runway"
Student Pilot: "Roger" - Then continues approach
Tower (screaming): "Cessna 456, Go Around, Aircraft on runway!!!!!!!!
Student Pilot: "Roger" - Then plops it down right on the numbers and taxis "around" the giant 747 and clears the runway.
Another student pilot who was a police officer, was on his first solo cross-country. He was cruising along at 7500 feet, when ATC told him to squawk altitude. Being unfamiliar with a Mode C transponder (shame on his instructor) he proceded to dial in his altitude of 7500 into the transponder. A few moments later ATC asked if everything was okay. "Affirmative" he replied. Another few moments later ATC asked if there was a gun on board. He thought this was a strange question but didn't think too much of it, and being a cop, he was carrying a gun and replied "Affirmative". The national guard was waiting for him when he landed.
MDPilot
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Try this forum Aviation Humor
Screaming_Emu
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?????
kellwolf
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Maximilian_Jenius
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I heard this the other day at work from some mechanics.
"What rolls over faster then a dog? A pilot...!"
"What rolls over faster then a dog? A pilot...!"
amorris311
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northern california. southern californians speak correctly
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northern california. southern californians speak correctly
Naw, we speak way more gooder out east in Arizona!
LoadMasterC141
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That is the first time I have ever heard anyone call Arizona "out east" hehe. "The Old East!" I guess its' all perspective, as I have ALWAYS lived east of Arizona.
Texasspilot
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Oh hell, we're all "southerners" to ASPilot.