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I wanted to get into the program when I was a kid, but as I matured, I realized I'd just be the aging drunk at a bar saying "I'm... I'm.... I'm an astronaut!" because the space program went to poop.

I think we're on the cusp of another dark period for human exploration of space because, in all honesty --and I'm sad to say-- , it doesn't make a lot of sense.
 
I wanted to get into the program when I was a kid, but as I matured, I realized I'd just be the aging drunk at a bar saying "I'm... I'm.... I'm an astronaut!" because the space program went to poop.

I think we're on the cusp of another dark period for human exploration of space because, in all honesty --and I'm sad to say-- , it doesn't make a lot of sense.
Premise of Interstellar. Don’t wish that evil on me Ricky Bobby
 
If only I had the educational pedigree they desire.

My degree is specifically listed as non-qualifying. lol.

I’m not sure what they are trying to tell me…..
 
They're sieving-out those with MBAs; can't hate that. Go count your beans at 1g and lean-out your six sigmas somewhere else.
 
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I did get an engineering degree mostly for the purpose of being eligible for Test Pilot School later on. Then I came to find out those guys are super nerds and the course sounds boring as hell. And then they retired the space shuttle around the time I actually had to submit my TPS application and I decided to apply to a different school (that they made 2 terribly inaccurate movies about) instead. No regrats

Also, I always tell my wife that I submitted her for the Mars program and that they just sent a letter congratulating her on her acceptance and that she blasts off in a few days.
 
I remain optimistic about the future of space exploration. Launch costs have dropped substantially and we are launching more stuff into space than ever before. In terms of technology, we are finally pushing into the capabilities that us pocket protector types have been wanting to pursue for the past 50 years. I believe that we will have a robust Earth-Moon program, especially if you zoom out and look at this from the species level rather than just the U.S. When it comes to Mars, well that is just absurdly far away. Hopefully the powers that be resume the effort to perform an (unmanned) sample return mission, though.

I have known two engineers who made it to the serious Astronaut interviews in Houston. Neither one made the cut, which makes it clear I don't have a chance. I might check one or two boxes, which unfortunately leaves the other fifty. When it comes down to it, I think the real job of an astronaut on an actual space mission is building and repairing things, and I suck at house projects. I always thought it would be better to send some of the highly skilled technicians that I have worked with. I have no doubt they could have fixed the Hubble in record time.
 
I remain optimistic about the future of space exploration. Launch costs have dropped substantially and we are launching more stuff into space than ever before. In terms of technology, we are finally pushing into the capabilities that us pocket protector types have been wanting to pursue for the past 50 years. I believe that we will have a robust Earth-Moon program, especially if you zoom out and look at this from the species level rather than just the U.S. When it comes to Mars, well that is just absurdly far away. Hopefully the powers that be resume the effort to perform an (unmanned) sample return mission, though.

I have known two engineers who made it to the serious Astronaut interviews in Houston. Neither one made the cut, which makes it clear I don't have a chance. I might check one or two boxes, which unfortunately leaves the other fifty. When it comes down to it, I think the real job of an astronaut on an actual space mission is building and repairing things, and I suck at house projects. I always thought it would be better to send some of the highly skilled technicians that I have worked with. I have no doubt they could have fixed the Hubble in record time.

Alternative hypothesis - we've put so much projectile junk into orbit that leaving becomes impossible.
 
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