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Ok fine. Oh Delta, 1000 turbine gone….




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12 pages of discussion about an event that didn't result in a mishap or accident and we're back to the Delta application process....

Yeah, go ahead and try to tell us that you're still not thinking about the one you never had.
 
Awww! How cute. The Delta bros have their shared love moment. So which one wears the double breast jacket and which one goes au naturel?

My uniform of the day is nude, and he owns the website, so he can do what he wants.
 

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Awww! How cute. The Delta bros have their shared love moment. So which one wears the double breast jacket and which one goes au naturel?

This isn't the the slam you think it is or even a slight slam at all! :)

It's all good. The water is warm, come on over like the other detractors did. They're having great time and building that 401(k) like we talked about in another thread ("that's not POSSIBLE!" "Well, ackshually")
 
I'm not precisely sure what that GIF is supposed to mean...

Still, really?!!?

"As we continue working to hire the safest, most qualified pilots to be the future of Delta, we are also making sure that we aren’t setting requirements that make us overlook great candidates that our industry peers are already attempting to recruit."

Translation: If you can steam a mirror and have any kind of payable pilot license, "Congrats on your new job at Delta".

Alternative Translation: "Delta! We're very proud to need asses in seats just like everyone else in this FUBAR industry! Welcome to Delta!"
 
Whatever is the most direct method of enabling you to sleep well at night should be the most appropriate interpretation in light of our “post factual” America, where opinions overshadow truth and insight.

Choose your adventure!
 
This isn't the the slam you think it is or even a slight slam at all! :)

It's all good. The water is warm, come on over like the other detractors did. They're having great time and building that 401(k) like we talked about in another thread ("that's not POSSIBLE!" "Well, ackshually")

Bottom of 15,000 were over half were hired since Jan 2014 with an avg age of 37 and don’t even have 10 yrs yet? No thanks. It’s a simple seniority equation and it just doesn’t make sense to.
 
Whatever is the most direct method of enabling you to sleep well at night should be the most appropriate interpretation in light of our “post factual” America where opinions overshadow truth and insight.

Choose your adventure!
Ok, fine.

Please give me YOUR translation of:

"As we continue working to hire the safest, most qualified pilots to be the future of Delta, we are also making sure that we aren’t setting requirements that make us overlook great candidates that our industry peers are already attempting to recruit."

If Delta talked like that in contract negotiations, how would you interpret? Well, how would ya?
 
I'm not precisely sure what that GIF is supposed to mean...

Still, really?!!?

"As we continue working to hire the safest, most qualified pilots to be the future of Delta, we are also making sure that we aren’t setting requirements that make us overlook great candidates that our industry peers are already attempting to recruit."

Translation: If you can steam a mirror and have any kind of payable pilot license, "Congrats on your new job at Delta".

Alternative Translation: "Delta! We're very proud to need asses in seats just like everyone else in this FUBAR industry! Welcome to Delta!"

Leave it corporations to make any degraded situation spun to make it sound like positive BS.




I’m surprised they didn’t sign it with:

-Delta Air Lines (it/they/yes we safe space in between)
 
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Bottom of 15,000 were over half were hired since Jan 2014 with an avg age of 37 and don’t even have 10 yrs yet? No thanks. It’s a simple seniority equation and it just doesn’t make sense to.

Choose your own adventure.

I can give you a hug if it’d help but I’m in Seoul.
 
Ok, fine.

Please give me YOUR translation of:

"As we continue working to hire the safest, most qualified pilots to be the future of Delta, we are also making sure that we aren’t setting requirements that make us overlook great candidates that our industry peers are already attempting to recruit."

If Delta talked like that in contract negotiations, how would you interpret? Well, how would ya?

I already did, previously in the thread.

I have other tasks other than satisfying requests to constantly repeat myself.
 
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