Cops called on woman over flying "fat and black"

As a heft-deprived person, I can pretty much guran-GD-tee you that Innocence Abused here was occupying half of the other lady's seat and decided to make it a civil rights case when someone objected to being in close contact with her royal doughiness. Buy another seat. And hey, I know, I know, that's unfair it's genetics ima person too etc etc. You know what's REALLY unfair? At 5'10 I am unlikely to get an NBA contract. When I'm compensated for my genetic differently-abledness you can be compensated for yours.
 
No dragged down the aisle by her feet and tossed out the L1 door onto the ramp?
 
I hope this means airlines will leave more space between seats. America is fat. Time the airlines reflect that reality (I’m only 30% serious)
 
As a heft-deprived person, I can pretty much guran-GD-tee you that Innocence Abused here was occupying half of the other lady's seat and decided to make it a civil rights case when someone objected to being in close contact with her royal doughiness. Buy another seat. And hey, I know, I know, that's unfair it's genetics ima person too etc etc. You know what's REALLY unfair? At 5'10 I am unlikely to get an NBA contract. When I'm compensated for my genetic differently-abledness you can be compensated for yours.

Reminds me. While working in Saudi Arabia I played in a Filipino basketball league. Here’s the best part, there were two divisions, I played in the 5’8” division. At 5’8”, I was the big man.
 
"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" On the other hand, the totally fourth hand rumor is that short-stacks are more likely to survive an ejection. Fact or fiction? If fact, did you ever tell the 6'5 guy in front that you were thinking about punching out near the edge of the envelope just to see?
 
It’s more of a weight issue than height one. With our seat, if I remember correctly, you have to sign a waiver if you are more than 230 lbs......not really an issue for the other guy in 2 seat jets, but there is a risk you won’t clear the vertical stabs if overweight
 
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