Heck, let's make air travel even WORSE—The Skyrider seat

RDoug

Well-Known Member
I'm sure Ryan and Spirit will be all over this:

The Skyrider seat could be your saddle in the sky

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Yes, they show up every few years, and every few years everyone throws a fit, waxing polemical about business suits and real linens, etc etc. I say bring on the microseats. I'll have bidness or better in my contract and the more proles they can squeeze in the back, the more $$$ I can split with the company.
 
I believe the certification standard is to be able to evacuate everyone within two minutes. The test has several aspects to it that are definitely not real world, but even at that, I can't see an airliner packed that tight being able to get everyone out in two minutes.
 
Most important question.... where the hell do I set my drink while I get the booze out to pour alcohol into it.
I recommend doing that in the Lav out of respect for the FA who doesn't care, but doesn't want to get caught not caring. ;)
 
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