Bad pilot etiquette?

If you clip your nails in flight and use airline napkins to catch your droppings, please make sure you don't drop any in the flight deck. Thanks.
 
Lawman said:
Ah dude it is magical and believe me I was the guy going “oh F me I can’t do this” right into it...

But SOME children are monsters. Toddlers would be put on trial at The Hague if they weren’t so damn cute at times.
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Fixed it!
 
Bonanzaman said:
Lots of food wrappers, used tissues, and my biggest pet peeve is people leaving the seat as high and as far forward as it goes.
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Why the hell do people think that's a good idea? Spend about an hour waiting for the stupid seat to slide back. Never trust a small person.
 
Tld said:
Seat position is aircraft specific. In the bus, please leave the seat full forward so I can easily walk in with all my stuff and strap it in behind me with room to spare. Not like there isn’t enough space, but just sayin’.

Really, just clean up after yourselves. And crackers...where are all these cracker crumbs coming from?!
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I wouldn’t kick you out of bed for eating crackers.
 
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dustoff17 said:
I flew with a jackass that chewed tobacco and when he wasn't chewing, he was eating. The smell of the tobacco makes me want to hurl just thinking about it. However, the worst part is that he REFUSED to shut off his on-side hot mike. For hours I had to listen to the smacking and the slirping and the spitting.....really a distraction.
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Punch him in the face next time. What a cock!
 
Derg said:
And when they tell you "You'll regret not having them!" tell them your homeboy is 47 years old and still doesn't regret it.
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Your a Southern Jets Skipper. You'll be able to afford hot strippers to wipe you and Kristie's butts.
Me on the other hand, that's why I had three kids. One of them will take one for the team and change dads diaper.
 
bucksmith said:
Your a Southern Jets Skipper. You'll be able to afford hot strippers to wipe you and Kristie's butts.
Me on the other hand, that's why I had three kids. One of them will take one for the team and change dads diaper.
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bucksmith said:
Your a Southern Jets Skipper. You'll be able to afford hot strippers to wipe you and Kristie's butts.
Me on the other hand, that's why I had three kids. One of them will take one for the team and change dads diaper.
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Yeah, I'm not even sure that will happen for us... we're taking care of Grandpa right now with dementia and probably Alzheimer's. My son and daughter have seen him literally fling poop like a chimp. They are beyond shocked at 5 and 10.

I don't think we can ever depend on them, even with the will...:eek::confused:
 
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Stone Cold said:
Yeah, I'm not even sure that will happen for us... we're taking care of Grandpa right now with dementia and probably Alzheimer's. My son and daughter have seen him literally fling poop like a chimp. They are beyond shocked at 5 and 10.

I don't think we can ever depend on them, even with the will...
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Well, there's always repression, it gets me through the day!
God bless ya for fighting the good fight. Not too many larger challenges in this area. We were blessed that my dad maintained his mental sharpness while his body failed him.
 
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