Man stung by scorpion...on United flight

[NovemberEcho]

When it rains it pours

http://uproxx.com/news/passenger-scorpion-united-flight/

 

[thevideographer]

Nobody ever gets stung by scorpions on Delta!!1!

 

[Flyinthrew]

I'm so buying stock in United. Let it pour.

 

[tcco94]

Rigged

 

[jynxyjoe]

...welp, hope it's fake. Just shut down, hide for a week, rebrand as Tier 1 Airline and just pray you shed the bad luck.

 

[PeanuckleCRJ]

Russia is behind this.

 

[Lawman]

Russia is behind this.

In cooperation with the Trump administration....

To buy up airline stock and make money....


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[Der rote Baron]

When it rains it pours

http://uproxx.com/news/passenger-scorpion-united-flight/

The new United way to remove slf from a plane.

 

[deadstick]

The new United way to remove slf from a plane.

I hear the security scorpion was wearing a little, black POLICE raid jacket.

 

[pete2800]

Did they squish the scorpion, or drag if off the airplane and then squish it?

 

[Apophis]

Enough is enough. I've had it with these monkey-fighting scorpions on this Monday-Friday plane.

 

[JOEFRIDAY2]

When it rains it pours

http://uproxx.com/news/passenger-scorpion-united-flight/

Just another day at United.

 

[FloridaLarry]

Did they squish the scorpion, or drag if off the airplane and then squish it?

Squish, then flush. His lawyer will have to subpoena the blue ice.

 

[wheelsup]

I kid not, two weeks ago I saw a logbook writeup for "passenger reports seeing scorpion at seat XXX". Correction action was "looked for signs of scorpion, none found, ok for return to service".

 

[mshunter]

God dang United. WTF is going on with you?

 

[Murdoughnut]

You guys gonna let the dude off for picking the scorpion up ... twice?

 

[SeanD]

Nobody ever gets stung by scorpions on Delta!!1!

Even if someone did, they would easily pay them $10,000 for the trouble.

 

[Roger Roger]

You guys gonna let the dude off for picking the scorpion up ... twice?

Mumble mumble stupid games mumble mumble stupid prizes

 

[FloridaLarry]

Spirit would have charged extra for "Scorpion Service."