the amusing fixes thread

[Mountain Man]

There is a VAGNA near Bordeaux, France.

 

[Van_Hoolio]

I prefer DOSXX. Near Abilene, Texas, on the WSTEX RNAV SID from KDFW.

 

[Xcaliber]

Read them in order inbound from ITAWT

Anybody remember Sylvester the Cat?


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You cut off the missed approach fix...IDEED

 

[web265]

You're right! forgot about that one.

 

[bp]

ILS 23 into Morristown, you fly just north of Tony Soprano's house

 

[CFI A&P]

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[cezzna]

There used to be an arrival to Cincinnati with a DRESR intersection. Routine clearance was "NXXXXX, cross DRESR at FL 240".

 

[TUCKnTRUCK]

Not sure how HAANK got in this one but read the others inbound...

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Hanky burgr fryys... loved LEB

 

[JordanD]

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I think south of SLC around MLF there's MLF, HEIRY, and BEVER

 

[Ozelot]

 

[gotWXdagain]

As I was coming off OMA one night I heard a guy at Sioux City getting a clearance to Dickinson. Had to look it up on flightaware afterword to be sure.

 

[JordanD]

As I was coming off OMA one night I heard a guy at Sioux City getting a clearance to Dickinson. Had to look it up on flightaware afterword to be sure.

The long way via Fresno

 

[gotWXdagain]

The long way via Fresno

Originated in Rapid City?

 

[TowJoe]

VPHUC Tampa Area (never gotten it in a clearance but I can dream, preferably ATC would pronounce it first)

 

[gne in prog]

 

[Oxman]

Who makes up these names ?

 

[gne in prog]

Who makes up these names ?

Pretty sure Gerardo came up with the last one I posted.

 

[gne in prog]

Do people still drink this?

 

[ClearedForOption]

FARGN ICHOL:

&
TWIGS & BERYS

 

[CFI A&P]

Do people still drink this?

A coworker at my old job would order a Guinness, Peroni, Stella, etc... then he would have too much fun when I'd order a Miller. Loudly, very loudly he would say things like:

You know, for the same price you could order a real beer?

Does that count as alcohol? Does the eight hour rule even apply if you drink that?

If you'd like, I could urinate in a frosty glass and save you $5.

Even if you to to class it up and call it Milwaukee Chardonnay, it still sounds like trash.