OBAP Appointments?

I typically reply to political comments with something diplomatic and non-committal. I'm too busy learning stuff for political rants. The last FO explained how to revive my Plumeria, and the guy before that schooled me on the finer points of sheet metal-working. Even if they're not old enough to rent a car, they still know something I don't. And yet, I could probably have gone without the tutorials on Tinder and Pokemon-Go.
I can rent a car next year. For now I ask the FO if he can when they make an issue out of it.
 
Man, my flight deck has pretty much been mellow and apolitical. Hell, I don't even think politics even comes up during happy hour.

It's good to be king.

Of course you don't start it. What happens when the guy sitting next to you pulls out the hotel copy of the USA Today, looks at the front cover of HC, points a middle finger to the picture, and then goes off on a rant against her? When he's done talking, Derg does what.....?
 
Of course you don't start it. What happens when the guy sitting next to you pulls out the hotel copy of the USA Today, looks at the front cover of HC, points a middle finger to the picture, and then goes off on a rant against her? When he's done talking, Derg does what.....?

"You have the sports section over there? I want see the box score from the Yankees game last night."

I simply refuse to engage in their baiting me to debate.
 
Of course you don't start it. What happens when the guy sitting next to you pulls out the hotel copy of the USA Today, looks at the front cover of HC, points a middle finger to the picture, and then goes off on a rant against her? When he's done talking, Derg does what.....?
Tell him to make a PA or send a message to the dispatcher for some non-essential thing so he has to stop talking and do what you told him. Then, when he's finished, before he starts up again, tell him to stow it!
 
Tell him to make a PA or send a message to the dispatcher for some non-essential thing so he has to stop talking and do what you told him. Then, when he's finished, before he starts up again, tell him to stow it!

"Yeah..." *stares out the window* usually works.
 
"Yeah..." *stares out the window* usually works.
Umm, so you're saying that this would be your response if The captain told you to do all that to stop the politics talk, or this would be your response to some guy bringing up politics?
 
Of course you don't start it. What happens when the guy sitting next to you pulls out the hotel copy of the USA Today, looks at the front cover of HC, points a middle finger to the picture, and then goes off on a rant against her? When he's done talking, Derg does what.....?
He starts talking about tacos. If the other guy wants to make an ass of himself, I let him. If I'm able to change the subject, I will, but if they continue on their rant, so be it. As my wife can attest to, I've perfected the art of discretely zoning out in a conversation I am listening to.
 
Umm, so you're saying that this would be your response if The captain told you to do all that to stop the politics talk, or this would be your response to some guy bringing up politics?

My response to politics in the cockpit.
 
My response to politics in the cockpit.
Ohh, OK. Good. I guess I'm a little more direct. I tell 'em to stow it if they don't get the hint. But then again, it's good to be the King!

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Of course you don't start it. What happens when the guy sitting next to you pulls out the hotel copy of the USA Today, looks at the front cover of HC, points a middle finger to the picture, and then goes off on a rant against her? When he's done talking, Derg does what.....?
I'd tell him I'm reporting him directly to the chief pilot for violating the FOM by reading non company material in the flight deck.
 
What are these appointments? And what's to stop someone just a random member of OBAP from just showing up at the Delta desk? Does Delta (or the other airlines) actually have a sheet that has individual pilot names and appointment times?

I have a "for over beers" story but don't attempt to "side track" the system.

Remember every recruitment team knows one another. Every. Single. One.

And there's a "system" but it's s secret. :)
 
What are these appointments? And what's to stop someone just a random member of OBAP from just showing up at the Delta desk? Does Delta (or the other airlines) actually have a sheet that has individual pilot names and appointment times?

Yes, they do.
 
Of course you don't start it. What happens when the guy sitting next to you pulls out the hotel copy of the USA Today, looks at the front cover of HC, points a middle finger to the picture, and then goes off on a rant against her? When he's done talking, Derg does what.....?

Oh easy.

"Clearly you have some behavioral challenges, are you going to be alright?"

But then I'm captain. I set the tone. It's not arrogance, that's just my responsibility! :)

When I was younger, maybe, but in middle age, I really don't feel like listening to my copilot bitch about politics. Grow up, put your man pants on, turn off the cable news and newsy blogs and learn how to have a proper conversation. Or shut your pie hole! :)

It's good to be king.
 
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Oh easy.

"Clearly you have some behavioral challenges, are you going to be alright?"

But then I'm captain. I set the tone. It's not arrogance, that's just my responsibility! :)

When I was younger, maybe, but in middle age, I really don't feel like listening to my copilot bitch about politics. Grow up, put your man pants on, turn off the cable news and newsy blogs and learn how to have a proper conversation. Or shut your pie hole! :)

It's good to be king.
I'll just talk about football
 
I'll just talk about football

That's cool! I can talk sports but I don't know a thing about them. Seriously.

"Yeah, they really got points on the board that game. See, that's why the Seahawks are champions, they really have an algebraic understanding of the game. Get all the yardage you want, have a great ground attack or pass game, but until you get points on the board, it's all academic".
 
That's cool! I can talk sports but I don't know a thing about them. Seriously.

"Yeah, they really got points on the board that game. See, that's why the Seahawks are champions, they really have an algebraic understanding of the game. Get all the yardage you want, have a great ground attack or pass game, but until you get points on the board, it's all academic".
I try, but I can't stay focused long enough to watch anything but hockey.
 
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