Flight Delays at JFK . . . for Sea Turtles
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jynxyjoe
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In related news. Pilots rejoice at amphibian donation to paycheck. ALPA to spur new amphibian protection clauses in FAA oversight of wildlife projection.
Economists expect spending surge as result of increased paycheck earnings for select transportation worker.
Donald Trump has news conference condemning all turtles as "sorta mexicans, and rapists"
Economists expect spending surge as result of increased paycheck earnings for select transportation worker.
Donald Trump has news conference condemning all turtles as "sorta mexicans, and rapists"
Avgirl
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Seems like airplanes would scare the Raccoons from destroying the turtle eggs...so should they really delay the flights? Maybe it would make more sense to alter flight schedules during that time period since it happens yearly so that flights didn't have to be delayed? Just an idea.
Roger Roger
I am le tired
Imma assume that the use of amphibians to refer turtles is an intentional troll.
jynxyjoe
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You have you're facts, I have my own (and yes). I believe I'm right, I'm positive and being positive, through the transitive property used on the power of positive thinking I've made the amphibians Mexican rapists, some of them are- i assume- ok.
NovemberEcho
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My buddy is at San Juan tower and they routinely have to close the runway to remove iguanas.
tbstanto
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True story. Some guys in a white pickup truck drive out, they shoot the iguana with a pellet gun, and throw it in the back of the truck. I have several videos of them doing this right in front of the airplane.
Avgirl
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Wow. I am not a fan of lizards, but that seems pretty horrible.
A Life Aloft
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In this case they are not native to the country, have reproduced out of control and have become a very destructive creature. They are selling them for food now. lol
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10000872396390444900304577580053253903354
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10000872396390444900304577580053253903354
Avgirl
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In this case they are not native to the country, have reproduced out of control and have become a very destructive creature. They are selling them for food now. lol
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10000872396390444900304577580053253903354
I am all for hunting if it isn't for sport and they are being eaten. I feel much better now. But, I won't be ordering any.
A Life Aloft
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Night of the Iguana................Yummy...........
http://www.travelchannel.com/shows/anthony-bourdain/video/iguana-and-bull-testicles
http://www.travelchannel.com/shows/anthony-bourdain/video/iguana-and-bull-testicles
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Avgirl
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Count me out!
I can barely eat Chicken this week after seeing one fall off a truck and get hit by a car on the highway. 
A Life Aloft
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You just need enough Tequila.Count me out!
Avgirl
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Lawman
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Is that the best alcohol to pair lizard feet with?
After three margaritas you won't care either way.
Avgirl
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After a sip of a margarita, and that thing smothered in a good BBQ sauce, I probably wouldn't care, I drink alcohol maybe once a year.
It's best if I don't remember eating a lizard.
A Life Aloft
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That's true. Chop it up, throw it on a grilled corn tortilla, a little chile de arbol salsa, chopped onion, cotija cheese crumbles, cilantro and serve it with a lime wedge on the site and 99% of us would eat it up!