It's official...chicks dig pilots!

[derg]

Get outta here, are you serious?

Oh this happened.

It was my cheese and a lesson in economics for one of my roommates on how he wasn't saving money because I had to pay for the cheese he took.

He also had a lowered Honda Civic station wagon with a rotating beacon on the bottom to attract women when he went cruising and would scream "WOOOOOO!" with his window rolled down at high school girls.

"What do you expect me to walk up to her and (changes out of his southern accent to a more flat accent) say 'Hello, I'm Andy, I would like to buy you dinner'"

Ahh, Georgia.

 

[ASpilot2be]

"WOOOOOO!" .

Was the BITE light illuminated?

Sorry, that was a terrible SAAB joke

 

[derg]

Was the BITE light illuminated?

Sorry, that was a terrible joke

FIFY.

 

[Screaming_Emu]

Chicks dig good looking pilots with personalities.

Some of y'all are getting your hopes up for no reason!

"...and then I told crew scheduling IT'S IN THE CONTRACT!"

 

[ASpilot2be]

FIFY.

Fair enough. The fire hose drained my brain this week.

 

[Screaming_Emu]

Check out #13 for the women.

Nope.
Nope.
Nope.

Nope.

 

[Joshwa]

The best piece of advice I got in starting long haul was guys who mess with hosties are too lazy to go up to their hotel room to ... look after themselves and as a married man with the urge to screw around, go up to your room for 5 minutes and you'll lose the urge.

 

[bp]

Rule 1: Be attractive
Rule 2: Don't be unattractive

so you're saying the tinder photo of me walking across the ramp a la "Top Gun" with a horseshoe of Copenhagen in lip and full pee jug in hand isn't doing me any favors?

Pssh. #surveyscum

 

[Dan208B]

There's a tinder-type app specifically for flight crews. As if we didn't already have a bad enough rap about this stuff...

http://www.roadwarriorvoices.com/20...mbers-have-their-own-tinder-style-dating-app/

 

[killbilly]

Chicks dig good looking males with personalities.

It has nothing to do with avocation.

You clearly haven't tried dating in DC. My wife has told me some stories....

 

[SeatClutcher]

No writers on the women's list. I can only assume that means we're all so utterly irresistible and loyal and lovely that we're happily involved and have no need for a singles website. Yep.

 

[Cav]

I married a speech therapist. I think I'll starting telling everyone we met on Tender. She'll love that.

 

[derg]

You clearly haven't tried dating in DC. My wife has told me some stories....

Money and power rules all.

Dennis Hastert, for a period of time, probably had more women throw themselves at him than ehhh, Johnny Football Hero.

 

[NovemberEcho]

I met my current girlfriend on Tinder lol. We've been together almost a year now. She's from Turkey.

 

[skyw82]

@Derg

Like pilots who bring their own American cheese slices to McDonalds, so as to order a hamburger instead of a cheeseburger and save 10 cents.

Or the airline pilot I saw who buys the kids meal in order to save money, and also because "....it comes with a toy surprise. Wrap it in the free USA Today newspaper from the hotel, and it's the perfect birthday gift for my daughter."

I take home the free towels they give you at hotels.

 

[Tyler Pinkerton]

so you're saying the tinder photo of me walking across the ramp a la "Top Gun" with a horseshoe of Copenhagen in lip and full pee jug in hand isn't doing me any favors?

Pssh. #surveyscum

You forgot the Fedex bag...

 

[tlove482]

@Derg

Like pilots who bring their own American cheese slices to McDonalds, so as to order a hamburger instead of a cheeseburger and save 10 cents.

Or the airline pilot I saw who buys the kids meal in order to save money, and also because "....it comes with a toy surprise. Wrap it in the free USA Today newspaper from the hotel, and it's the perfect birthday gift for my daughter."

Those are some good ideas, except if you get name brand cheese then it costs more than 10 cents a slice anyway. It would be cheaper to get the cheeseburger. I'm pretty cheap.

 

[derg]

Those are some good ideas, except if you get name brand cheese then it costs more than 10 cents a slice anyway. It would be cheaper to get the cheeseburger. I'm pretty cheap.

I think you're forgetting that it was MY cheese!

 

[tlove482]

I think you're forgetting that it was MY cheese!

Lol, oh yeah. Then it was totally worth it. That's pretty funny.

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[wheelsup]

I once mailed a letter by putting the person's address on the return to sender line, not putting a stamp on it, and dropping it in the mail. Went from FL -> NH in a couple days no problem.