AAFlight LAX-PHL diverted due to "Angry person"

[melax]

I think we should bring back corporal punishment, 67 1/2 lashes on his behind will teach him not to swear in flight...


http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news...ly-Passenger-American-Airlines-338688642.html

 

[Ajax]

Wifi was MELd

 

[dustoff17]

Media sensationalism: "150 passengers, three infants and a crew of six aboard"

Wouldn't that be 153 passengers and a crew of six aboard?

 

[derg]

Media sensationalism: "150 passengers, three infants and a crew of six aboard"

Wouldn't that be 153 passengers and a crew of six aboard?

"Depends".

Yes, but they're probably just reading off the manifest because someone in operations said, "Hey, if I forwarded you some details about the flight, will you bring me a donut?"

 

[bp]

Media sensationalism: "150 passengers, three infants and a crew of six aboard"

Wouldn't that be 153 passengers and a crew of six aboard?

"Infant considered a carry-on item until you pony up and buy a seat belt for it"- bimmerphile's Contract of Carriage

 

[Hiboglossi]

"Infant considered a carry-on item until you pony up and buy a seat belt for it"- bimmerphile's Contract of Carriage

Is this part of your write-in presidential platform?

 

[Burrito]

"I'm going to relocate the Chargers to LA! Sommmmmebody....STOP me!!!!"

well I mean okay dude if you say so

 

[bp]

Is this part of your write-in presidential platform?

No, that was part of my failed bid for the interim United CEO position

 

[Deleted member 27505]

"Infant considered a carry-on item until you pony up and buy a seat belt for it"- bimmerphile's Contract of Carriage

But if you have twin infants, there is a service fee for the second one... -small print of bimmerphile's contract of carriage.

 

[Deleted member 27505]

Media sensationalism: "150 passengers, three infants and a crew of six aboard"

Wouldn't that be 153 passengers and a crew of six aboard?

Perhaps it was included for clarification... If it was three angry infants, I'd be diverting most ricki tick.

 

[Nark]

Infants aren't generally passengers. They are souls though.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Infants aren't generally passengers. They are souls though.

TYOOL 2015, and still playing the "how many infants" game.

 

[Nark]

TYOOL 2015, and still playing the "how many infants" game.

We get a report from the GA. I ways write down total souls on board at the top of my release... Just in case.

 

[alaskadrifter]

Infants aren't generally passengers. They are souls though.

Unless they are gingers.

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

Unless they are gingers.

A common misconception. Gingers do have souls...because they've stolen so many.

 

[Burrito]

A common misconception. Gingers do have souls...because they've stolen so many.

You are misinformed, my friend. All gingers have a soul - and one alone. They fight for it, like Highlander, and in the end only one ginger will remain.