Hilarious Lego Airline satire video

Roger Roger said:
I can't believe it but I'm agreeing with something you said.
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ATN_Pilot said:
Food? Too controversial. People start talking about GMOs, gluten sensitivity, veganism, etc.

Travel? Too much like work.

See how stupid these rules are? Talk about whatever. Or nothing. But rules about what's off limits are just ridiculous. Especially since everyone talks about work and flying, anyway, even though they pretend that they're too cool to do so.
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Like I said, they're not rules, Sweetie.

Usted habla Ingles? :)

I'm simply not going to conduct a political, religious or financial debate in my cockpit.

You may get the:
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if you're completely being a zealot, but I'm not going to verbally fence with you. You can talk about it all you want! :) Knock yourself out, sparky! I may help you get yourself spooled up like:

"Obama's takkun muh GUNZ!"

"Well, what do you expect from an anti-colonial secret Muslim with suspicious allegiances?"

Just to watch your face get red and entertain myself as you dive deeper into that murky abyss of anger.

THAT, my friend, is entertaining.



"Where do you buy your gold from"

"Gold? All my money is in Unobtanium."


"How did the Suns do?"

"Oh, they got points on the board. They really wanted to win the game, winners know this, and they put the ball in the basket and put points on the board AND played a better game" (Why do you think I can do sports talk so easily without being a sports guy? :) )

I'll get you spun-up, but I'm largely just punking you for my own selfish entertainment.
 
wow,go to work for a day.....get lots of pages of ............B L O C K E D. Oh, @ATN go back to your original pic, the last one made your head disproportioned and you're no DiCaprio ... so I"ll go with Buffett, which is classic and very apropos from what I've heard . either way, taxi to the ramp
 
Derg said:
if I turn on BPM, it's "ooontz oontz oontz oontz… drum roll with a phase shift *shout something* OOOOWAAAAAAAAAOOOW *bass drop* synth ooontz ooontz ooontz ooontz"
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And not too many years ago it was all 909 open-hihat on the offbeat, claps on every other kick, and long snare rolls where they just halved the note length every couple of bars. And then instead of dropping down to the bass and kick, we threw in everything but the kitchen sink at the climax. We complained that that was formulaic. Now we have essentially the opposite. And we complain about that. :D
 
Derg said:
Thank goodness I don't talk to ground on the 320 or that may be me.

Worst com panel ever. You have to select the MIC and then select the audio. You can technically listen to #2 and be transmitting on #1 and have no idea.
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I've never called the FAs on ground frequency. Nope, never...ugh. :eek2:
 
ATN_Pilot said:
Go for it. :)
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Well we were all sitting around having cocktails and I asked one of our gay attendees, "Well, there's this guy and there's this guy, I really just see two dudes." and the answer was more or less that @ATN_Pilot was deemed more attractive to men because he had a little more "George Clooney".

Or something like that.

Hey people, don't shoot the messenger. I'm just reporting.
 
I don't mind people's religion. I am happy for the peace it brings them.
I don't mind people's sports. I am happy for the excitement it brings them.
I don't mind people's money. I am happy for the satisfaction it brings them.

Just don't hassle ME about it. I've got my own things that brings me peace, excitement and satisfaction. If those items are troubling you, maybe you need to sort out your stuff out first.

And what's wrong with trains? One of the coolest layovers EVER is downtown BWI and a trip to the B&O Museum. That's my idea of heavy metal.

And happiness is a comm panel with a dedicated PA push-to-talk. Work work work work a-fund work work work schedules!

Richman
 
Derg said:
Sounds great to me!

There is so little socioeconomic variety in the cockpit so it's a very narrow variance of opinions about politics, finance and religion every time. THAT'S what I find boring.

I will admit, however, all are better than sports talk. Seriously, I really don't know how the NBA draft is going. For real, dog. I know it blows your damned narrow brain that there's a brother that doesn't watch "hoops" (or any other sport) but please stop asking me. Even when I had a cousin playing for the NFL and I've got one playing on a pretty high level at USC, I truly, from the bottom of my heart, don't hold sports in any higher regard than a bunch of potheads playing hackey sack in the quad.
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So.... Do you like... Stuff?
 
I've seen a couple guys wearing the NW belt buckle.... generally ok... be aware of SLI issues.

Wearing the pre-merger DL south Wings? WARNING WARNING anger issues are abundant! NW SHOULD HAVE BEEN STAPLED.

....Never encountered a guard nazi among all the crazies and less than crazies. The guard idiots are regional dudes.... otherwise it wouldn't be all "work work work work" chattering on freq. Half the guys at the legacies still have flip phones much less under stand what youtoobz is.

On a serious note.... flip over to guard ASAP when you're on comm 1. I always say "on 1, guard on 2." when I flip over. We had a crew keep from getting violated in EWR not long ago because they f'd up the tower freq. The FO had turned on guard on 2, and tower got them to the right freq via guard vs violating them for holding up 30 airplanes.

Monitor guard through 10K? nope nope nope. Always when using radio 1 unless you need company on 2.
 
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