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A common thread in these discussions is the sad fact that after Dispatch school you need to be reprogrammed. I other words, there is a huge disconnect between what is necessary to pass the ADX/Oral and the skills needed to hit the ground running as a real life dispatcher -- what a shame. I've heard some schools, especially some college based programs, run training like a mock airline. Some version of that may be an interesting way of making the training more relevant.
Couldn't agree more with the first part of this. While learning how to pass the ADX is a world in and of itself, the challenge afterward remains of learning how to dispatch. The regs, the meteorology, the charts, and then the OPSPECS of the airline you end up working for, are all big ticket items that you just cannot risk getting rusty on after becoming certified.