Delta Disqualifiers

[mshunter]

I grew up about as far from the south as is possible in the CONUS, and one of the most important life lessons I've learned since Uncle Sam has sent me to live all over the US is that sweet tea is the true nectar of the Gods, and drinking unsweet tea is downright unAmerican.

I will cut you!

 

[🦈💜]

I grew up about as far from the south as is possible in the CONUS, and one of the most important life lessons I've learned since Uncle Sam has sent me to live all over the US is that sweet tea is the true nectar of the Gods, and drinking unsweet tea is downright unAmerican.

HELL YEA

 

[ASpilot2be]

I grew up about as far from the south as is possible in the CONUS, and one of the most important life lessons I've learned since Uncle Sam has sent me to live all over the US is that sweet tea is the true nectar of the Gods, and drinking unsweet tea is downright unAmerican.

You grew up in Barrow Alaska?

 

[Hacker15e]

You grew up in Barrow Alaska?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contiguous_United_States

 

[ASpilot2be]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contiguous_United_States

Ah. I always read it as Continental US, and we are all part of the same continent.

 

[Trip7]

I grew up about as far from the south as is possible in the CONUS, and one of the most important life lessons I've learned since Uncle Sam has sent me to live all over the US is that sweet tea is the true nectar of the Gods, and drinking unsweet tea is downright unAmerican.

 

[mikecweb]

Yeah, and don't ask if I want freakin sweet tea either!

Are you communist!?

What chaps my ass is when they say it's sweet tea but it's flavored tea and then they think you can just add sugar to tea to make it sweet tea.

 

[MikeD]

Are you communist!?

What chaps my ass is when they say it's sweet tea but it's flavored tea and then they think you can just add sugar to tea to make it sweet tea.

I just add Sweet and Low packets to unsweetened iced tea, and get instant genuine down home southern sweet tea. Perfect!

 

[mikecweb]

I just add Sweet and Low packets to unsweetened iced tea, and get instant genuine down home southern sweet tea. Perfect!

 

[derg]

I just add Sweet and Low packets to unsweetened iced tea, and get instant genuine down home southern sweet tea. Perfect!

Troll!

 

[MQAAord]

If you're not drinking your tea hot, after pre-warming the teapot and steeping for exactly 4 minutes (no more, no less), adding just a smidgen of milk and a tiny bit of sugar then you're not actually drinking TEA.

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

Milk? Eww.

 

[mikecweb]

Some people are definitely not in the circle of trust anymore and furthermore not tier 1.
Milk in tea?! Only thing you do to sweet tea is ask for "moh please".

 

[pullup]

I can hear the 'beetus from here.

 

[mikecweb]

I can hear the 'beetus from here.

 

[Beep]

I just add Sweet and Low packets to unsweetened iced tea, and get instant genuine down home southern sweet tea. Perfect!

This is the actual recipe for sweet tea.

 

[PhilosopherPilot]

This is the actual recipe for sweet tea.

Blasphemy! Boil your tea. When properly steeped, add the hot tea to 2 cups of sugar in a heatproof container. Mix well. Add water until container is full. Put in the fridge to chill.

Now having said that, I went off of sugar a while back (no more soda or sweet tea). So now I drink unsweetened tea. BUT when I order it, I throw in my Southern drawl so they won't mistake me for a Yankee.

 

[jtrain609]

Blasphemy! Boil your tea. When properly steeped, add the hot tea to 2 cups of sugar in a heatproof container. Mix well. Add water until container is full. Put in the fridge to chill.

Now having said that, I went off of sugar a while back (no more soda or sweet tea). So now I drink unsweetened tea. BUT when I order it, I throw in my Southern drawl so they won't mistake me for a Yankee.

The accent, you're doing it wrong.

 

[Beep]

Blasphemy! Boil your tea. When properly steeped, add the hot tea to 2 cups of sugar in a heatproof container. Mix well. Add water until container is full. Put in the fridge to chill.

Now having said that, I went off of sugar a while back (no more soda or sweet tea). So now I drink unsweetened tea. BUT when I order it, I throw in my Southern drawl so they won't mistake me for a Yankee.

That sounds like a lot of work. Isn't it easier to just throw some saccharine in it? Nobody can tell the difference.

 

[PhilosopherPilot]

The accent, you're doing it wrong.

American by birth, Southern by the grace of God!