Uhhhh, This is your Captain Kim Jong Un speaking.....

This would be a great "You're the FO...." thread!

"Captain you're flying with isn't typed, licensed, heck he's never even stepped foot into the flight deck and he wants to fly the airplane, what would you do?"
 
Mark815 said:
This would be a great "You're the FO...." thread!

"Captain you're flying with isn't typed, licensed, heck he's never even stepped foot into the flight deck and he wants to fly the airplane, what would you do?"
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If it's the supreme leader you let him. If not, you and your whole family might end up dead. Think he would raise the flaps in the flare?
 
Everyone in North Korea always looks exhausted. The constant use of notepads though reminds me of ROTC space cadets so time for a nostalgia beer.
 
I asked an ex-student of mine for a translation. Keep in mind, he speaks Engrish:

"Ill translate it roughly. The announcer said
"The great leader has been interested in flight. So he tryed to flight finally. Many people tryed to persuade him not to flight since it's too dangerous. But he said many air force commanders are worrying about their pilot's safety whenever they flies, so I need to show them my brave."
 
What I'd like to see is Kim flying right seat to Putin. American imperial scum be damned!

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I'm sure it would be quite comical to be there in person watching him point at mundane objects acting like he's making some important statement about something. Of course, in real life, I would probably end up in a prison camp just for thinking the supreme leader is funny.
 
I think he'd be excellent for long-haul flights. Since he doesn't sleep, pee or poop, it would make logistics easier. Of course, an occasional honeydicking of the F/O would be a potential hazard.
 
mojo6911 said:
I asked an ex-student of mine for a translation. Keep in mind, he speaks Engrish:

"Ill translate it roughly. The announcer said
"The great leader has been interested in flight. So he tryed to flight finally. Many people tryed to persuade him not to flight since it's too dangerous. But he said many air force commanders are worrying about their pilot's safety whenever they flies, so I need to show them my brave."
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All your brave are belong to us!
 
troopernflight said:
I'm sure it would be quite comical to be there in person watching him point at mundane objects acting like he's making some important statement about something. Of course, in real life, I would probably end up in a prison camp just for thinking the supreme leader is funny.
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You telling me that my man doesn't pee or poo?
 
I'd imagine having Dear Leader in an airline cockpit would have some perks...

"We are now number one for takeoff, the pilots ahead of us have all been shot."

"Comrades, we will no longer have to hold, as the controller responsible for that has been shot"

"Dear Leader has turned on the seat belt sign, return to your seats or you will be shot"

Plus, the recurrent and line checks would be really easy, since a fear of being fed to starving dogs is probably a good motivator for examiners not to do V1 cuts...
 
ndakcfi said:
I'd imagine having Dear Leader in an airline cockpit would have some perks...

"We are now number one for takeoff, the pilots ahead of us have all been shot."

"Comrades, we will no longer have to hold, as the controller responsible for that has been shot"

"Dear Leader has turned on the seat belt sign, return to your seats or you will be shot".
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Yea, because I'll bet there is a crap load of traffic in North Korea. I mean everyone is flying in for the night life and all.

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