Spit in her face!
Do not.
Spit in her face!
You joke, but I haz a story about how a former coworker of mine lost his flight bennies on United when one of his buddies was "upset" he was bumped off the last flight home due to a last minute non-rev listing at the gate. And the story pretty much goes the way you told it.Spit in her face!
Full freak out mode...that brings back good memories of laughing hysterically watching other people run flights as a gate agent. Not laughing hysterically when I'm a non-rev on said flight though. It was fun working with agents who wanted to board a 30-seat Brasilia 30 minutes prior to departure, finish boarding with 27 to go(so 17 minutes to doors closing) then frantically page the "missing" pax as if they're about to miss the flight, then make those same pax feel guilty with, "Everyone is onboard waiting for you" when they show up at what should have been 2-3 minutes into boarding. Annoying at the time, hilarious looking back.I have been left quite a few times because of gate agents...all on southernjets and all in ATL. The ones I don't have issues with are those that load a half full MD-88 40 prior. The ones I do always load an oversold 757 25 prior for no good reason then go into full freak out mode when it's like 10 min to dept and they have half the airplane to go. Needless to say, some gate agents are good and some aren't.
I flew him into ORD back in 2009.I read "Left Behind" from the thread title, and thought we were talking about the Kirk Cameron Christian apocalypse movies!
Really?! This happens quite often at United!Thanks I emailed the right person. This is the first time it's happened to me on delta. Last time was in Philly with a us gate agent.

This is important. If the crew sees you they will most likely try to get you on.The best way to insure a jumpseat is to politely introduce yourself to the flight crew as they board and let them know you are trying to get home. If the pilots don't know you are there, it falls entirely on the whim of the agent. If the pilots know, and care (most will), your chances go up dramatically. I can't stress this enough....Let someone on the crew know you're there. Grumpy agent or not, I won't ever leave a jumpseater at the gate if I have a seat to offer....but I gotta know you're there. Sorry that happened.....
I forget- is the jump included in the BOW at Southernjets?Thankfully I've not run into "those types" at ATL...ran into one in Rapid City, but the awesome SLC A320 Capt politely told her that "My airplane doesn't move unless I have those two JS'er's on the plane".
One time recently I was concerned about getting out of ATL to SEA, thankfully one of @Derg 's Captain friends was flying the flight and he made sure I made it on (Payload optimised too!)...one of the coolest things I've had happen on my commute.