Malaysia Airlines 777 missing
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chrisreedrules
Master Blaster
If anything that wasn't near as good a photo as what the "real" satellites up there can do
Because they stole our technology?
I wasn't done.
"Heeeeeyaaa Podunk traffic Cezzna one two three alpha bravo with you checking in 27 GPS north on a straight in final touch and go runway one tree any traffic please advise."
I'm dragging it in with full flaps, so expect another POSREP in two minutes when I'm 26 out. Unless I have to refuel.
fholbert
Mod's - Please don't edit my posts!
There it is!!
Airliner 1234, HOWYADOOIN checkin' in onboard at Three Five OH.
Pet….. flipping…. PEEVE.
Vector4Food
This job would be easier without all the airplanes
Not quite as bad as they check in last out of 6-7 flights, im waiting to give a turbulence report...
"Airliner 1234, heyya center, checkin in flight level three five zero, we've had some occasional light chop on depature out of uhhhhhhh cinci, sorry cleveland, and uh company says there might be some turbulence ahead... y'all know anything about that?"
Vector4Food
This job would be easier without all the airplanes
I hope im still in the mood when im on my last shift a couple decades from now...
[Kramer MOVIEPHON voice]Why don't you just TELL me what your turbulence is[/]
inigo88
Composite-lover
Every time anyone uses "Fish Finder" in reference to TCAS, I die a little inside.
Vector4Food
This job would be easier without all the airplanes
That's the cats ass sea bass.
These and other things we think of saying, but get translated as "Roger"
sweeps
Undercarriage Actuator
aaaaaannnnnndddd.... Tally ho, no joy, taking the active, left(or right) final, and people that say "tree" and "niner" but say "oh" instead of "zero". the list goes on...
I also agree, post of the year.
Screaming_Emu
Well-Known Member
If I was you id go postal when someone complains about the ride , you give them an alternative, and they say "I think we'll just stick it out here..."
I've actually grown tired of saying "You know, 'Got EEEEEM on the fish finder' means absolutely nothing, right?"
Inverted
mmmmmm wine
I haven't heard that phrase on the radio in forever. I assumed it was because all the old farts retired, and there really is a pilot shortage....
Kingairer
'Tiger Team' Member
Nomination denied. Its to accurate.
CUTigerPilot
Well-Known Member
My personal favorite flying around in the south is:
Redneck: "Cessna 1234 checkin in with ya, like to get that flight followin' if possible"
ATC: "Cessna 1234, roger, squawk 0123 and ident"
Redneck: "Aight, 0123 in the squeaker and here's yer flash!"
/facepalm
Redneck: "Cessna 1234 checkin in with ya, like to get that flight followin' if possible"
ATC: "Cessna 1234, roger, squawk 0123 and ident"
Redneck: "Aight, 0123 in the squeaker and here's yer flash!"
/facepalm
Pichettet1
Well-Known Member
Lol in the squeaker. I'm going to have to save that for a rainy day in BGR.