YOU WILL WEAR THE FLAIR, AND YOU WILL LUV IT!!
But seriously tho, ties are -- in my opinion -- supposed to be subdued and conservative; dress like you're going to meet your date's scary father/mother. That's what people want in a pilot. Hell, they should be issuing special cans of Ronco hair spray that puts a little salt and pepper on the sides.
This monstrosity … why don't they just also mandate clown shoes to go with the colorful and zany tie that's bucking boundaries but still technically keeping within the rules because that's what we're all about at Southwest why not? Beucase it would go well with their clown cars.