Apocalyptic event

ASpilot2be said:
All pilot uniforms look the same silly. Except Virgin America, UPS, and Jetblue. ;)
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Not the old UA's. They had blue coats and silver stripes. As opposed to black and yellow, like they do now. And they had really thin silver stripes on the sleeves and really thin silver stripped epaulets. Made em look like FA's or flight instructors.
 
Maximillian_Jenius said:
Not the old UA's. They had blue coats and silver stripes. As opposed to black and yellow, like they do now. And they had really thin silver stripes on the sleeves and really thin silver stripped epaulets. Made em look like FA's or flight instructors.
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Oh. It is still a white shirt, tie, and epualets.
 
Boris Badenov said:
You'd all be better off with flightsuits in a dark color, I reckon. What pants am I wearing today? Oh, that's right. The same ones I wore yesterday. Plus, ketchup stains generally buff right out. Ask me how I know.
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I prefer my insulated Carhartt bibs and hoodie. Nice and toasty in the cold.
 
Derg said:
Just the way y'all like your webmaster. :)
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ALMOST missed this one but...

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Skybus will forever be knows for the best uniforms in aviation. Bamboo chutes glued on as epaulets was an awesome idea.
 
Maximillian_Jenius said:
Better yet... show me yours!
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See, Mike? I can't compete with you for Max's affections. I'll get over it.

Also, the onesie is black, not blue.

They made it poop colored just for me. I'm lobbying for the frontal crotch area to be made yellow, though. I'll keep you posted.

I mean, let's be honest. We're all incontinent infants at heart, aren't we?
 
Maximillian_Jenius said:
Not the old UA's. They had blue coats and silver stripes. As opposed to black and yellow, like they do now. And they had really thin silver stripes on the sleeves and really thin silver stripped epaulets. Made em look like FA's or flight instructors.
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Ah, like DH's new uniform since 2012--I am not a fan, but it is what it is. Except the stripe at least goes all the way around the cuff unlike the old UAL uniforms. I had to go shopping for navy socks and now have to sort navy from black! And there is nothing like a crisp ironed shirt and properly placed tie pin! :)
 
So we've got the homosexuals (no offense, statement of fact) and the women (no offense, statement of fact) on one side, and the red-meat eating, smoking, dead-at-65 Man's Men on the other. I think it's time for a walk-off. I'll be modelling the latest in Nomex but with special "Blue Steel" inserts to match both my expression and the thin line of carcinogens wafting off the cowboy-killer cigarillo clenched in my teeth. Possibly with the scalp of a defeated Enemy as an accessory.

If I fall off the catwalk, someone save the bourbon.
 
MikeD said:
If they'd landed in OKC, I'd have worked to have Seggy get hosed down by the private contract ARFF fire department there.

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Are you psychic?
It was way foggy here last night... Probably couldn't of seen us last night anyway.
 
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