Boris Badenov
Fortis Leader
Don't you fly one of those prop planes, sounds dangerous.
Well, every once in a while you have to fly a prop plane, which, yes, is terrifying. But it happens so seldom that the risk is pretty well mitigated. I won't lie and claim that you won't have to worry about bed sores, though. That's a real threat.
Edit: The onesie protects against them, though. I'm trying to get permission for us to get a patch for "1 year jock-itch free".
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