Screaming_Emu
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The only way to avoid dumb questions.
Rant from a regional FO!
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The only way to avoid dumb questions.
Autothrust Blue
“If you jump on my shift, that’s just rude, man.”
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Homewrecker
WacoFan
Bigly
Getting back to Texas so I can take a leadership role in the secession movement.
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N519AT
Ahh! This is how I change this!
'Scuse me! 'Scuse me!
I SAID 'SCUSE ME. Where is A5F?????? Has it boarded yet? What time will that happen? Do I have time to go to five guys? Where is the little boys room?
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Screaming_Emu
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Man...if I get a 'scuse me its a good day. Usually its just "has it boarded yet?"
Yesterday we were on our way to the gate and someone comes up and asks "where's five guys? I have a 4 hour sit." Captain tells her there's one on A one on B, which was a lot farther away and would be a good way to kill some time. She says "I don't want to have to walk that far." Not once a hello, please, thank you.
Plot twist: Expressjet (ERJ) flight attendant.
Autothrust Blue
“If you jump on my shift, that’s just rude, man.”
KLB
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At least it's not "Can you grab my bags?" as you stand by the curb waiting to be picked up.
Winter uniform with the U-Boat commander's coat? Never.
Summer uniform, once per week. It was so bad one year when the air fares were "a little too low" and "value flyers" permeated every crevice of the airport, it was constant. And they were complete asses about it.
So bad that sometimes when I was waiting for the hotel van, I thought some of the real skycaps were going to stab me out for taking their business.
Autothrust Blue
“If you jump on my shift, that’s just rude, man.”
Ya know, the old man will toss their bags for them, and take a tip too...
People don't tip these days though.
Remember, we're talking "value flyers" -- the ones that are "shocked" and "annoyed" about the liquids rule and think since you're commuting in uniform, that you're open to hearing them bitch about it.
Screaming_Emu
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Typical behavior from the "regional."
and massive
, don't taze me bro!
How's your seminole?
Screaming_Emu
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Derg Tyler took er jaaabs!
dasleben
That's just, like, your opinion, man
Polar742
All the responsibility none of the authority
(Freight is great).
I'll still ask you to carry my bags as I remind you that some day, if you work hard enough, you will be a commercial pilot.
After you're done, hand dasleben my shoes and to look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.