Boris Badenov
Fortis Leader
"I thought I heard..."
"You thought you heard what, Jonesy?"
"Singing, sir."
Crazy Ivan!
"I thought I heard..."
"You thought you heard what, Jonesy?"
"Singing, sir."
He always goes to starboard in the bottom half of the hour.Crazy Ivan!
Huh. I always go drinking at the bottom half of the hour.He always goes to starboard in the bottom half of the hour.
He always goes to starboard in the bottom half of the hour.
"Next time Jack, if you have a bright idea, put it in a memo!""Mosht thingsh in here don't rreact well to bulletsh!"
I think blaming sleep inertia would be a more accurate/adequate description of why it took him a minute to get to the front office. That and, you know, tucking his shirt in.I'm curious as to how people (the media, really) are making the leap that, because he was supposedly traveling with an off-duty FA, and that it took him a minute after getting ringed to get back to the cockpit, that it means the dude was having sex with her?
At 0200, I'd have said that he'd be doing something much more fulfilling to his needs as a human....."sleeping". I'm sure they'd had plenty of time to get their freak on in Rio, and would much rather do that than utilize a crew rest bunk.
Seriously, one thing that hasn't changed in this country: Founded by prudes, governed by same today.Americans' collective puritanical view of sex sure makes it seem many times like we're all about 12 years old and giggling at our first glimpse of a dirty book or magazine. I have the urges of every healthy adult male, but I'm not actually boning my wife every single time we are in a room alone together with a bed (although, I have to say, that might be fun...). I'm guessing even a French airline Captain doesn't, either (not with my wife, of course....I mean with his 'traveling companion'!).
Founded by prudes, governed by same today.
Hmm. The ones today seem to be more like hypocrites.
When Russian Airliners crash, it's because the Captain decided to let his kid fly. When French Airliners crash, it's because the Captain had to leave TWO kids flying so he could get some sleep.
I'll take one old salty drunk Russian C/A over two wet-nursed never-made-a-command-decision-in-their-lives Frenchmen any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
I mean, seriously, look at the Russian crashes. They were making do with substandard equipment, substandard maintenance, and substandard training. It's amazing they don't crash more than they do. They don't crash more because they're TOUGH. For every 0/0 approach Russians crash during, there are 10 or 20 they don't, because that's how good they are. Then you've got the French, who apparently just give up when they lose the pitot tube. Bitch, I'd wager that a significant percentage of Russian flights TAKE OFF with the pitot tube inop. Airmanship. Some gotz it, some don't.
*lights fuse, stands well away*
Yeah russians are pretty ballsy look at this
oh come on. Airline Captains dont poop. If they did it would smell like roses. But they dont.
I guess what I was trying to say is it doesn't really matter what he was doing back there, it was a scheduled break. This co-pilot should have known enough about flying not to mess the situation up that bad.I'm curious as to how people (the media, really) are making the leap that, because he was supposedly traveling with an off-duty FA, and that it took him a minute after getting ringed to get back to the cockpit, that it means the dude was having sex with her?
At 0200, I'd have said that he'd be doing something much more fulfilling to his needs as a human....."sleeping". I'm sure they'd had plenty of time to get their freak on in Rio, and would much rather do that than utilize a crew rest bunk.
Americans' collective puritanical view of sex sure makes it seem many times like we're all about 12 years old and giggling at our first glimpse of a dirty book or magazine. I have the urges of every healthy adult male, but I'm not actually boning my wife every single time we are in a room alone together with a bed (although, I have to say, that might be fun...). I'm guessing even a French airline Captain doesn't, either (not with my wife, of course....I mean with his 'traveling companion'!).
Yeah russians are pretty ballsy look at this
Ive been in lots of airliners at night that turn the lights off at takeoff.... in an evac thats what the emergency lighting is for.What's with the cabin in total darkness during takeoff? That would make an evacuation difficult.