Of course I flew freight. I'm a man.
But no, really.
Have been here for almost a month. Have lost close to 12 lbs. The food is fresh and the meat is free from breast inducing hormones. The people are quite nice with a great sense of humor and move at their own pace. Which also happens to be my pace. Why rush and get so uptight about things? Departure at 12? Okay. We go at 1228 so we can say we weren't 30 minutes late like the guys next door. Okay with you Commander?
The flying is bush with technology. Garmin 530/430 stack, Terrain, radar, big sheep skin seats. Its quite nice when you get down to it. The people that steal...I mean take the fee's at the destinations all do it with a smile. Bought a motorcycle and theres nothing more exhilarating than trying to navigate a two lane road with 4 cars abreast, two other motorcycles and a bunch of people walking and on bicycles.
On a side note: The UN is a completely worthless, scumbag, degenerate organization that does nothing but take money, lets people die and then sit around and complain that they don't have the resources to stop the killing. But in the mean time they all get brand new Land Cruisers, maids, servants, houses, guards and a brand new Twatter (yes! they are rolling off the assembly line as we type!) to take him on a day trip or whats even better is when some DB flies in on a 733 and only one (1) person gets off and stays for 20 minutes. Saving the world with someone elses dollar one day at a time. They know where Kony is. The listen to him talk every day on the radio and have a fleet of airplanes over him at all times but somehow he just manages to slip away while the local commander takes the pallet of American tax payers money and spends it on wine, women and bribes for his cousins or tribe members.
Ok. End of rant. Everyone knows Africa is fully F'd but I guess if you can save one it was worth 2.8 billion dollars. At least there are German girls here. That is all.
