To the death of fun - Maho Beach/ Princess Juliana Airport

TFaudree_ERAU said:
The more time you spend on Maho Beach, the less you come to expect in regards to "scenery". Same goes for Orient Beach up on the French side. Clothing optional sounds good in theory, but the reality of it is less than stellar.
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It's just the lack of an age restriction that's really the problem. :)

Or they could have sections of the beach divided up by age.

From what I remember from Orient Beach though, you'd have 500 yards of nude beach for the age 60+ section. Then about 100 yards for the age 50-60 crowd. Then about 10 yards of nude beach sectioned off for the age 18 to 49 people!
 
Krystal said:
NOOOO!!!! I have yet to do this and its on my Bucket List, dod gammit!
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I'm unclear - going to Maho Beach is on your bucket list, or going to the beach, hanging onto the fence and getting sandblasted by jet wash is on your bucket list?
 
TFaudree_ERAU said:
The more time you spend on Maho Beach, the less you come to expect in regards to "scenery". Same goes for Orient Beach up on the French side. Clothing optional sounds good in theory, but the reality of it is less than stellar.
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All of the naturist resorts around Florida put out these marketing images of young, hot, 20 somethings lounging around the pool nude, or what not. In reality, there's nobody there under 50.
 
There is a European pool at Mandalay Bay in Vegas. I spent a morning and early afternoon there (think it opens around 9:00) and drank through breakfast and lunch. My impression - awesome. They had a bouncer type of guy to keep the ratio's good and there was a long line of guys - but the bouncer accepted a generous tip from us. The girls were hot and it was a fun atmosphere. The "European" aspect was good, but it was a pretty relaxed and party centered vibe. All in all I would give it two thumbs up.
 
Observation, for the first little bit of time while wearing dark sunglasses and drinking a Greyhound (my preferred morning cocktail in the summer) led me to the following: You could tell who the nerds were immediately - they were gawking. Want to be the coolest guy at the European pool? Don't stare. I had a really pretty woman with bare, natural C-cups strike up a conversation with at the bar about my cochlear implants. I maintained eye contact completely and talked to her as if she were wearing a house-dress. I think that impressed her as she ended up grabbing the chaise next to mine and we chatted most of the afternoon, and her equally hot friends. Point is this: Don't be a pig (that they can notice) and it sets you far, far apart at the European pool at Mandalay Bay. Just FYI.
 
Cptnchia said:
Must. concentrate. on. mental. image. of. hot. 20something. not. Wacofan.
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She was an early/mid-30's milf in from Chicago for a "girls weekend". At that time I was mid-late 30's dilf, in town for a boys weekend (Thurs-Sun with a brief meeting Fri morning). It was a delightful time. Articulate, charming and natural, well preserved "c's".
 
Go to YouTube and type "fail" into the search box. If the St. Maarten authorities have their way - and in the interest of public safety - they'll outlaw everything from skateboards to shopping carts.
 
WacoFan said:
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She was an early/mid-30's milf in from Chicago for a "girls weekend". At that time I was mid-late 30's dilf, in town for a boys weekend (Thurs-Sun with a brief meeting Fri morning). It was a delightful time. Articulate, charming and natural, well preserved "c's".
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Was she also an ill-adjusted narcissistic jazz singer?
 
WacoFan said:
I'm unclear - going to Maho Beach is on your bucket list, or going to the beach, hanging onto the fence and getting sandblasted by jet wash is on your bucket list?
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getting blown by an airplane....wait that didnt come out right.....getting rolled.....no thats not right eithe....r
 
Krystal said:
getting blown by an airplane....wait that didnt come out right.....getting rolled.....no thats not right eithe....r
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If you can't make Maho beach happen, I'm sure that we can find you a place to get blown....I mean, rolled.....um.....man - that isn't coming out right either! Hard topic!
 
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