The recent rash of intox crew members reminded me of an incident when I was still flying. I didnt know the whole story until I actually spoke with the captain on that particular flight.
A few years ago, our airline used to send out a daily operations email detailing the previous days delays and cancellations. I was reading it one morning and noticed a 2 hour flight attendant delya. Reason? Flight attendant showed intox. I heard varying stories until I actually talked with the captain and other FA on the flight.
In certain stations, crews are cleared through ops instead of the normal security line. Apparantly said drunken FA had missed the van to the airport initially. She didnt REALIZE she had missed it until she had been sitting in the hotel lobby for 20 minutes. (On a side note, though, if I were the Captain, I would have been VERY worried if a crew member didnt show for the van or answer their phone, but what can you do?) Once she realized it, she took the next shuttle but rather than going through ops, like she was supposed to, she went through the security line.
Well, in the security line she made an offhand comment to the one of the TSA peeps that she "still felt drunk."

Needless to say, even in this tiny airport, police were already at the gate when she got there. There she proceeded to blow .18.... at 8 o'clock in the morning.
It turned out another one of our FAs was non-reving home on the flight and volunteered to take the leg back to MSP so it didnt cancel. The company instructed the gate agent to take the FA's manual and badge right there at the airport. She was terminated and her flight benefits revoked at an outstation 900 miles from home. It was only because one of the inflight supervisors took pity on her and gave her one of his buddy passes that she was able to get home the next day.
Soooo, keep this in mind: Not only is flying drunk stupid dangerous, if you are caught, for most airlines it is an IMMEDIATE termination. Which in turn is an immediate suspension of your flight benefits and jupseat agreement. Your airline is NOT obligated to get you home if you get caught at an outstation. How much money do we spend to get into our careers? Would it really kill us to wait 2 days until our next day off (or a long overnight, or vacation) to get plowed?? So not worth it.