ATC RET 2003
No More Vectors
Re: No Kansas City Center, I Won't Give You ANOTHER PIREP! +
I can assure you he didn't.
Obviously, you meant "FAA"
I can assure you he didn't.
Obviously, you meant "FAA"
No wonder you tested positive for SIDsWhat's wrong with PIREPs? I'm a prostitute for PIREPs, both giving and receiving.![]()
My favorite is when ABQ center asks all westbound, VFR aircraft along the I-40 corridor on a severe clear day if they are aware of the rising terrain along our route of flight. You mean that giant mountain at about my 2:00?
let me put it this way the first F does not stand for Federal and the A does not stand for Avaition or Administration.
Automated wx can change 10 times in 10 minutes... whats the point of relaying to the controller that you have the current automated wx? By the time they acknowledge my "current" wx could very well not be current anymore....
Little do they know, when we're off the mic, all we do is cut down how bad they are for VFR traffic and how no one has any idea what they're doing up there....
That's really professional. And the way this website/industry is...I bet now someone at KC center knows.
That's really professional. And the way this website/industry is...I bet now someone at KC center knows.
Ah, someone who has never taken a real tour of an ATC facility or has never met a controller in real life... Its eye opening. We're just as bad man. And in the off chance that sector knows, he's already implied they know they're a pain. Just like I know I'm a pain with some of my required stuff. At least the airline in question and their pilots don't cluck on guard...
"Mayday Mayday--"
"ON GUAAAAARD!!!"
"Dear god, the humanity!!"
"ONNNN GUAAAAARDDDD!!!!!!!"
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"Reminds me of one of those rejected cartoons on youtube that I probably shouldn't post here....
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"