FB-111's would have been an awesome job back in the day.....at least up until the point of having to use one in anger, which would have been a very bad day for all
I was shocked when they retired it, seems even now, a little ahead of it's time....
1. It's, unfortunately, not 'ahead of it's time' given the current state of SAM and other detection systems for aircraft. It brings a certain set of capabilities to the fight, but given the similar capabilities in low observability that other aircraft like the Raptor bring to the fight, and some shifts in tactics and weaponry, it just meant that it wasn't worth the time/$/effort to keep the 117 in active service.
2. There's a reason the airplanes went into 'flyable storage' vs going to the scrapper, and although some of that has to do with still-classified capabilities and materials, some of it has to do with the fact that there could still be important utility for the airplane should the world security situation change.
Ack, clearly someone who's never worked in the nuke field before (fortunate for you, bud)! Couldn't pay me enough to do that job, knowing what I do now about flying fighters.
The thrill of flying low and fast would have been just as exciting in one of the plain old F-111s in TAC, and would have had the benefit of avoiding all of the SAC pain.
Some were scrapped, the rest living their days dismantled up at KTNX.