Puking before takeoff

Okie_Pilot said:
Duh, what else?

A roundhouse kick to that oxygen thief's face for delaying your flight! :rawk:
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I just love that you called the offender an oxygen thief... Classic! (gonna steal that) :clap:

Originally Posted by Boris Badenov[/B said:
Grab the crash axe, kill the puker and the one she just turned before they can infect the rest of the cabin. Taxi the plane through the blast fence to the employee parking lot, get in the battlewagon and retire to the bunker.
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And this might be the funniest thing I have heard all damn month... !



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Polar742 said:
I wonder why no one asked the FA if the FA was comfortable with re-boarding the pax.
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Actually they were both kinda shrugging off the whole return to gate. Seemed like the CA and FO were the only ones that wanted to go back, get the place cleaned up and leave. I hope the pax appreciated it but it was more of, "how long is this going to take??!?"

The flight attendants were very professional, both seemed gung ho with either choice, I guess the smell just doesn't bother them much. Mission mentality maybe. The FA's were completely onboard with getting her back on, of course, it was important she changed her nasty stained jeans first. What's the point of cleaning if you're gonna wear the puke soaked wardrobe?

Of course, all this assuming, I was there or this was even me, which it wasn't. :)
 
jynxyjoe said:
The flight attendants were very professional, both seemed gung ho with either choice, I guess the smell just doesn't bother them much. Mission mentality maybe. The FA's were completely onboard with getting her back on, of course, it was important she changed her nasty stained jeans first. What's the point of cleaning if you're gonna wear the puke soaked wardrobe?
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Gohome leg?
 
jynxyjoe said:
Part C:
You are Chuck Norris, what next?
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If your Chuck Norris you would kick open the cockpit door and rush to the passenger in the back. Then one roundhouse kick to the head to put the passenger down in her own puke. Then you tell the other passengers if they dare think about puking they will end up like the other passenger. The FA asks about returning to the gate to clean up the puke. Chuck Norris says, "I don't clean up puke. Puke cleans itself up for me!" Then you rush back to the cockpit and go.
 
flyguy25 said:
If your Chuck Norris you would kick open the cockpit door and rush to the passenger in the back. Then one roundhouse kick to the head to put the passenger down in her own puke. Then you tell the other passengers if they dare think about puking they will end up like the other passenger. The FA asks about returning to the gate to clean up the puke. Chuck Norris says, "I don't clean up puke. Puke cleans itself up for me!" Then you rush back to the cockpit and go.
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I would submit to you, that Chuck Norris is never in a rush.
 
jynxyjoe said:
I would submit to you, that Chuck Norris is never in a rush.
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Get out of my head....."Chuck Norris rushes for no one, puke stained or not! Time does what Chuck Norris demands."

-Go back to the gate, easy.

-As Chuck Norris? Round house kick the flight deck door open, stare wildly at pukey mcgee, which will then send her running to the aft lav, dousing herself in blue juice....the odor of blue juice, while not enjoyable, is much better then vomit, besides, you're Chuck friggin Norris, you whiff on Habenero's each morning as a wake up call...what's some blue juice? ATC then clears you for takeoff direct from the taxiway...via round house kick to the tarmac, immediately you're at FL340 crusing to glory...Air Force 1 dips it's wings in genuflection. The mayor is standing by when you land offering his 2 twin 19 year old blond daughters as praise...underwater sea doves sing with glee....it's good to be Chuck.
 
ozziecat35 said:
Get out of my head....."Chuck Norris rushes for no one, puke stained or not! Time does what Chuck Norris demands."

-Go back to the gate, easy.

-As Chuck Norris? Round house kick the flight deck door open, stare wildly at pukey mcgee, which will then send her running to the aft lav, dousing herself in blue juice....the odor of blue juice, while not enjoyable, is much better then vomit, besides, you're Chuck friggin Norris, you whiff on Habenero's each morning as a wake up call...what's some blue juice? ATC then clears you for takeoff direct from the taxiway...via round house kick to the tarmac, immediately you're at FL340 crusing to glory...Air Force 1 dips it's wings in genuflection. The mayor is standing by when you land offering his 2 twin 19 year old blond daughters as praise...underwater sea doves sing with glee....it's good to be Chuck.
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I agree.

It is good to be Chuck.
 
This is pretty straightforward to me. Go back to the gate. Just to add, I once had a very sick passenger who had gone through 3 air sickness bags, and decorated the floor, surrounding seats and himself. We were on approach when it started happening. By the time we got to the gate it had escalated to a pretty serious emergency. He had severely dehydrated himself and as soon as they got him on the stretcher started giving him fluids.
 
jynxyjoe said:
Part C:
You are Chuck Norris, what next?
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There are 2 possible outcomes for Chuck Norris..
A) Roundhouse kick out the cockpit (as said before), the puke goes back where it came from (along with stench and stains) in fear for its life and its like nothing has happened at all
B) Time stands still for Chuck Norris.. he was born looking like he is and hasn't "aged" since.. so Chuck Norris is NEVER late
 
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