Slipped through the cracks again.

Boris Badenov

Boris Badenov

Fortis Leader
No longer shooting to be the world's highest time Commercial pilot. Some fool issued me an ATP with an MU-300/BE-400 type rating. At this rate I should be flying the Big Iron by about the time Social Security goes bankrupt.
 
Good God, now some poor schmuck has to put up with addressing you as "Captain". Or "Glorious Leader". Or whatever your Title of the Day is.

Oh, and congrats!
 
Roger said:
Good God, now some poor schmuck has to put up with addressing you as "Captain". Or "Glorious Leader". Or whatever your Title of the Day is.

Oh, and congrats!
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Thanks, buddy. I think I'll go with "exalted one". And you mechanic riffraff would do well to remember to genuflect and walk ten paces behind.

Codyjp said:
Proving why you are in fact the funniest character on this site, 'Great Leader'!
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I don't see the funny part. Of course I can't see much between the drinking, plumes of cigarette smoke, and these Ray Bans. It's a shame we don't wear epaulletes, cuz I'd be polishing those suckers. If I could see.
 
Boris Badenov said:
I don't see the funny part. Of course I can't see much between the drinking, plumes of cigarette smoke, and these Ray Bans. It's a shame we don't wear epaulletes, cuz I'd be polishing those suckers. If I could see.
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Comedy gold.
 
Oh noooooo! This is not good for the future of aviation!:sarcasm:



Nice work. After flying that thing you call "Patches," I think you deserve it.
 
CDNPilotDave said:
Impressive climb rate from laid off to left seat. Congratulations!
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Thanks, but to be fair, the type doesn't make you Sky God Commandant of the BitchJet. I'd imagine I'll still be swapping legs with the Real Captains till they can be sure that letting me touch the controls isn't immediately Fatal. At that point, though, lookout below.
 
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